Andy Cohen welcomes Porsha Williams & Laverne Cox to the Watch What Happens Live Clubhouse.
Bartender: You know her from her 90’s jam “Touch It”, it’s Monifah!
Drinking Game Alert: CYNTHIA
Here's What:
1) Andy played a clip from #RHOA to remind us of NeNe and Cynthia's friendship gone bad, titled "I Loved You Like A Fu*king Sister.
Because Peter wasn't supportive it led us to the Poll Question:
2) Andy takes a look back at Porsha's thoughts on #RHOA from this season.
3) Andy plays a game with Laverne called, A Burn By Laverne. Andy gives Laverne several RHOA cast members photos to her & asked her her thoughts on their ensembles.
AC: Kenya Moore's puffy shoulder look?
LC: I love it. Work!
AC: Porsha modeling her bathing suit?
LC: Body ody ody!
AC: NeNe's interview look?
LC: Burn it!
AC: Gregg and his paisley shirt with his toilet coffee mug?
LC: Burn it!
AC: Phaedra's white dress?
LC: WORK! Laverne lives for her ponytail.
AC: Cynthia and her white suit?
LC: Gorgeous, I live for Cynthia.
AC: Porsha & her "cheap blue jumpsuit"?
LC: Gorgeous, work.
AC: Claudia's front tie shirt?
LC: Burn it!
AC: Kenya's bellybutton revealing outfit?
LC: Work!
AC: Claudia's big bustiers and chunky necklace?
LC: Burn it!
Nancy from Florida called to ask Porsha if she has a special person in her life, and if it's true that she has a sugar daddy?
Porsha said, Yes she does have a sweet tooth from time to time, but no it does not consist of a daddy. Porsha is currently dating. She recently got hooked up with somebody.
Laverne asked how many dates has it been?
Porsha said they actually haven't gone out on a date yet. They've just been conversing back-and-forth. They haven't even met yet. This only happened two weeks ago. (Would you call that a relationship if you haven't met the person yet?)
Andy asked Porsha about her alleged African big poppa.
Porsha replied, That's a rumor. There's no big papa or sugar daddy anywhere. However if there is an African Prince that wants to come in and sweep her off her feet she welcomes him with open arms.
Andy asked Laverne if she is single right now?
Laverne says she's not a housewife and doesn't have to answer that question.
Porsha says she's not a housewife anymore either she's not answering anymore questions! (😂 Good sportsmanship award goes to Porsha)
Porsha is over the whole Kenya situation. She wasn't nervous to see her for the first time after the altercation. Porsha is very busy and has a lot going on for her right now.
GIF of the Night:
Plug Alert:
Are You Ready?!!!
A question came in asking why Porsha refused to apologize to Cynthia for being an hour late to their meeting?
Porsha said she did apologize. Porsha thinks Cynthia was ready to pounce on her with the notion that she wasn't going to make up with her before the meeting even started. It didn't matter if she said she was sorry, she wasn't going to win. Porsha was filming something else and instead of texting Cynthia that she was going to be late she figured she should just hurry up and get there. (Lame excuse, a text takes less than a minute.)
Andy showed a sneak peek of next week's #RHOA & trust me it looks like you don't want to miss this one.
Julian called from Florida to ask Laverne if there was any spoilers she could share for the new season of Orange is the New Black?
Laverne said she signed so many non-disclosure forms that she cannot tell us anything. It is already finished filming. They wrapped filming right before Thanksgiving. She does share that it's amazing and juicy.
A caller asked Porsha when the last time she spoke to Cordell was?
Porsha has not spoken with Cordell at all. She hopes he's well.
Alicia called to ask Porsha if she felt bad about how she treated Kenya?
Porsha said, she never attacks anybody unless they attack her in some sort of way. The actual incident that happened at the reunion, Porsha does regret. As for apologizing for calling Kenya a whore, Porsha calls it like she sees it. Porsha is in a great place now and hopes Kenya is as well.
Game Time:
Andy plays Wig, Weave or Weal?
We are Shown Several Celebrity hair systems and the ladies must decide whether it's Wig, Weave or Weal.
AC: Kenya Moore?
PW: Weave
LC: Weal
Actual Answer: Real
AC: Michelle Obama?
PW: Weave (Clip in's)
LC: Wig, mostly Michelle wears a full week with a little bit of her natural hair showing.
Actual Answer: Wig
AC: Steven Tyler?
PW: Wig
LC: Weave
Actual Answer: Weave
AC: Jeremy Piven?
PW: Real
LC: Weave
Actual Answer: Weave
AC: Queen Elizabeth?
PW: Weave
LC: Wig
Actual Answer: Wig
AC: Kristen Chenowith?
PW: Wig
LC: Wig
Actual Answer: Wig
AC: Mariah Carey?
PW: Weave
LC: Weave (Clip in's)
Actual Answer: Weave
AC: Ariana Grande?
PW: Weave
LC: Weave (Clip in's)
Actual Answer: Weave
AC: John Travolta?
PW: Wig
LC: Wig
Actual Answer: Wig (However Andy disagrees!) Laverne tells Andy, girl please! (Girl Please make that a GIF!)
AC: Christina Aguilera?
PW: Weave
LC: Weave
Actual Answer: Weave
AC: This joke we know as Donald Trump?
PW: Weave
LC: Weave
Actual Answer: Weave
For playing along the ladies both win You Look UnbeWeaveAble hand mirrors.
Patti Stanger tweeted....
Rest assured Porsha confirmed she is wearing panties with her dress. (I was worried for a hot second because I've sat in that exact chair before, and hope to do it again.)
Mazel of the Day: Goes to Dr. Dre for making so much money with his Beats By Dre.
On a side Mazel to himself Andy get it for sporting his new headseat Tits by A.
Speaking of Beats & Tits Andy would be remiss if he didn't give Vicki Gunvalson a Mazel as well for unintentionally sending out an Instagram picture of herself topless in a reflection of her new Beats By Dre headphones sent by Bravo.
Jackhole of the Day: Goes to two sports fans who were photographed enjoying a salad during a Lions game tonight. ( salad has a whole new meaning to me. Am I the only one who didn't know what the other definition of a salad is?)
Poll Results:
Drinking Game: CYNTHIA was said 13 times. Remember kiddos no drinking and driving, or Orange will be your new black. (Punny Andy, very Punny.)
AfterShow:
(You can watch the AfterShow here)
A caller from Cleveland Ohio asked Porsha what made her get breast implants?
Porsha loves her body & thinks every girl should feel good in the skin that she's in. Sometimes you have to add to it to make it even more lovable.
Mushu from Washington DC called to asked Laverne who her favorite housewife is and who she would like to hang out with?
Laverne would actually love to hang out with Cynthia. She think she's fierce and fabulous and just wonderful.
Andy was talking with Laverne over the commercial break about Danbury. Andy asked Lavern if she's ever been to the prison Teresa Giudice is headed to in January?
Laverne has not been there, but she understands it's a minimum security federal prison.
Andy asks if Laverne knows if the prison we see on OITNB is similar to real life situations?
Laverne says absolutely. It's based very closely on it. The author of the book has made it very similar to her actual experience in prison and that is portrayed in the Orange is the New Black.
Andy went for it and flat out asked Porsha what her feelings were on not having a peach?
Porsha Said, "I found out towards the end. But you know what, it was actually a little less stressful. What happened was, I was dating someone at the time. Part of the show of course when you sign-up is about showing who you date. He was playing football and his coach told him that he didn't want him to film until later in the season. So unfortunately I had filmed normally and told the producers that I would show him but I couldn't do that until the very very end. By then it was a little too late. I think the network needed a little something different. So for me I don't know either. All I know is I love being a part of the Bravo family and as you see it just gives me more time to sit in and read."
Andy chimed in and said "I think the production reached out to you a lot to schedule things and you were unavailable."
Porsha Agrees, they wanted a lot of the dating. She totally understood that. She was coming from a divorce. She wanted them to film her performing flatline and her hairline naked.(Basically she wanted a bunch of free commercials aired on the show.)
Andy finds it funny that Porsha is still in every episode. (Irony at its best.)
Diane from Ohio called to ask Porsha if she feels she follows NeNe a lot?
Porsha has a mind of her own and always has.
Stephanie from Oklahoma called to ask Porsha if she regrets having the divorce play out on television?
Porsha doesn't regret it. She signed up for the show to show a strong black married couple making it. The show taught them what was wrong with their marriage. It wasn't meant to be. Whether the cameras were there or not.
Desmond called from Texas to ask Laverne she would ever do her own reality TV show?
Laverne has done reality TV shows before. I want to work for Diddy and a show on VH1 called transform me. At this moment she would say no probably never again. Never say never.
Prince called and asked Porsha is 22-year-old young black man too young for you?
Porsha says she'll check him out on Instagram first and then get back to him.
Plug Alert:
Check out Porsha on #RHOA Sunday nights on Bravo.
Watch Laverne on #GG2D December 23rd on Bravo.
Be on the lookout for Monifah's new album out in January!
And with that Andy bids us a good night.
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