Andy Cohen welcomes Jenny McCarthy and Tom Bergeron to the Watch What Happens Live Clubhouse.
With all the fun Andy had with Donnie Wahlberg, he should've been included as a guest. Next time just give him a chair.
Bartender: Fabio (From Top Chef)
Drinking Game Alert: Donnie
Tonight is the night that Donnie, Jenny and Andy will finally have the threesome. Jenny's going to turn Andy straight tonight. 😂
Because it's Tom's first time in the clubhouse, Andy opens the vault.
1) Andy plays Tang-oh No You Didn't with Tom. Andy puts 30 seconds on the clock and gets to ask Tom anything he wants about dancing with the stars.
AC: Describe Kristie Alley's kiss in one word.
AC: Who was the worst dancer in the history of the show?
TB: Tucker Carlson
AC: Who acted like the biggest diva on the show?
TB: Tom says he is.
AC: Who is the better dancer Lisa or NeNe?
AC: Who got the sweatiest during the dances?
TB: Tony Dovolani
2) Andy plays Wahlberg or Goldberg with Jenny to see if she really knows her husband Donnie Wahlberg. Jenny knows her man, she got them almost all right.
3) In the 70s Tom dreamed of making it as a mine.
Andy asks Tom to play Teach Me Your Talent! Tom does his best to teach Andy his talent.
Dana from Tennessee asked Jenny now that you're off the view is there anything that you couldn't talk about or weren't allowed to talk about and would like to now?
For the most part they were open, they were pretty good about letting her talk about what she wanted to. They just didn't want them to interrupt each other.
Jenny thinks they should all show more breast's to increase ratings.
Andy ask Donnie to serve the ShotSki. Jenny of course showed off Donnie's ass & gave it a nice squeeze for our viewing pleasure. Tom and Donnie he made out as well as Jenny and Donnie. Poor Andy was the only one who didn't make out with Donnie.
GIF of the Night:
The reason why Mark Wahlberg didn't go to Jenny and Donnie's wedding was because the wedding was last minute and it was Mark's daughters birthday. They didn't want it to conflict. There is no feud whatsoever.
Kate Goslin and Tom had positive interactions, but Tony Dovolani did come into Tom's dressing room a few times crying about Kate and her behavior.
Jenny never slept with any of the single out contestants. She was completely terrified of them. They had contestants who didn't go to school and didn't have jobs. Jenny wasn't interested in them at all.
Jonathan from Boston called to ask Tom if anybody has ever submitted a tape to America's funniest home videos that was just too hot for TV?
Tom says yeah all the time. Somethings they submitted you can only show on pay-per-view.
Rory from Indiana asked Jenny how sex has changed with Donnie since they got married?
Sex with Donnie gets better every single time. Donnie has the most beautiful penis she's ever seen. Jenny says his size is perfect, it fits her vagina perfectly.
Jenny waited at least two weeks before she slept with Donnie for the first time. She met Donnie on #WWHL but thought he was married. Then he did her show a few days later and she found out he wasn't married. She told him she was going to sit on his face. Eventually she did and he put a ring on it.
No Game Time! Andy was having too much fun with Jenny, Tom and Donnie.
Lisa from Pennsylvania asked Tom if there was anyone on Dancing with the Stars that has fallen who faked it?
Tom definitely thought a few have faked it but his lips are sealed.
Tom thought Lisa Vanderpump's faint was real. Marie Osmond's was definitely real. Tom was looking at her when it happened and he's never seen an Osman look so white.😂
Jenny is not planning on having any children with Donnie. If she happens to accidentally get knocked up she will keep it.
Jennie asked Andy if Wacha barks why he's having sex?
Andy says no, he keeps him outside the room while he's having sex.
Lindsay from Louisiana asked Jenny if she could be best friends with any current or past housewife who wouldn't be with and why?
Jenny likes Jacqueline, they have a lot in common but would hang with Teresa Giudice for fun.
Mazel & Jackhole of the Day was deferred to the after show.
Drinking Game: DONNIE was said 31 times! Remember no drinking & driving ever!
Wacha has destroyed Donnie's hat & drew a drop of blood from poor Tom's hand, he was having so much fun playing.
Mazel of the Day: Goes to Aretha Franklin. This week she had to do a handful of satellite interviews with local affiliates but she handled it like the queen she is.
Jackhole of the Day: Goes to Johnny Depp's make up for the upcoming movie Into The Woods.
Jenny is convinced that Johnny Depp is Bi.
Tom asks if he can keep the Candy Crowley bookmark. Andy says no way, you can't, it's a unique part of our clubhouse.
Margaret from Connecticut asked Tom if Len is ok?
Tom says Len is fine and will be back Monday. The only reason why he hasn't been on the show is because he also does the British show.
Andy starts to talk about when Joan Rivers and Maxim were on #WWHL about a month before she passed. Maxim & Joan did not get along so well, which made Andy very uncomfortable during their first segment. Then during the commercial Joan and Maxim talked about Israel and bonded over it. By the start of the second segment Joan & Maxim were holding hands.
Andy also divulged that NeNe & Paula Patton didn't hit it off. Nene was not feeling Paula Patton.
Jenny says a lot of people on dancing with the stars sleep with each other. Her sister does the make up for the stars and should write a book called sleeping with Sluts Sleeping With the Stars. 😂
Joanne from St. Louis called to ask Tom if he's ever been mistaken for Anthony Bourdain?
Yes quite a few times Tom has been mistaken for Anthony Bourdain. Anthony Bourdain put out a tweet saying that Tom is a tool. Tom responded by Tweeting, somebody has a hair across their casserole! 😂
Amy from Ohio asked Jenny what was so kinky that the ring had to come off on your honeymoon?
It didn't come off on the honeymoon it just came off on a regular night when they were spending the night in the hotel. Donnie actually got her two wedding bands. One of the rings would rub Donnie the wrong way while Jenny was performing oral pleasure on him. She put it on the room service table. The room service table went away, luckily they returned the ring.
Janet from New Hampshire just simply called to say hi to Tom. She's a huge fan.
Becca from Rochester New York called to ask Tom yeah what his real housewife tagline would be?
Jenny's tagline would "I make a hot mess look good."
Next time Tom is on the show he'll have a tagline ready for us.
News Flash! Dr. Terry Debrow is responsible for Jenny's tits!
Andy thinks they look great, despite his limited experience with tits.
Fabio prefers a fake breast as opposed to an ugly natural one.
And with that Andy bids us a good night.
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