Andy Cohen welcomes Kristen Doute & Margaret Cho to the Watch What Happens Live Clubhouse.
Bartenders: It's Best-Selling Co-Authors, Podcasters & Mothers, Ronna And Beverly! Check them out via Twitter @RonnaAndBeverly & See them @ucbtla, listen to them on @earwolf
Drinking Game Alert: Everytime you see Jax's Ass pop up on your TV Take a swig from your cocktail.
Andy wants to see Kristen's reaction firsthand of Tom and Arianna dissing her. Therefore Andy put together a montage of them. Margaret is convinced that they are jealous of Kristen because she's so pretty and talented. Andy reveals next weeks episode of #PumpRules involves A secret gay past for Mr. Jax Taylor!
Poll Question: (Andy's New fav Poll)
Here's What:
1) Andy revisits Tom & Kristen's daily interactions with another montage. Andy gives Kristen 20 seconds explain why she is still so involved in Tom's life.
Kristen ~ "We work together at the same restaurant, he's dating the girl that he cheated on her with for three years. I couldn't get over it at the time, but that was then and not now. I'm over it!"
2) Andy plays with Margaret a cute little game called "Should I stay or should I Cho?
AC: Would you bang a guy that sleeps around?
MC: Yes, then you know he's good at it.
AC: Would you start dating a guy knowing that he cheated on his last girlfriend?
MC: Yes, because you know what he is.
AC: Would you stay friends with a girl who slept with your ex?
MC: It's not her fault, he was hot.
AC: Would you dig up dirt about your ex boyfriend on social media?
MC: That's what it's for!
AC: Would you snitch on your best friend?
MC: Of course, because they deserve it.
AC: Would you stay with someone who keeps finding reasons to check in with their ex?
MC: Of course, because then you know their obsessive and so am I.
AC: Would you let your boyfriend remain friends with the guy who keeps trying to break you up?
MC: Yes that's hot, three-way!
3) Andy plays a sneak peek of next weeks #PumpRules with Tom sobbing like a baby to Kristen.
Kent P sent and a question for Margaret asking what her best advice is for someone looking to "bottom" for the first time?
Margaret suggests to pull your ass cheeks open really wide. It'll make it easier. (Andy was actually blushing over her answer)
A caller from Florida asked Kristen who is better in bed Tom or James?
(It took Kristen a second to answer)
Her answer was eventually James.
A Twitter question came in for Kristen asking if she's ever seen a psychiatrist?
Kristen's never seen a psychiatrist but she does see a therapist. It's very liberating for her.
Shannon A asked Margaret how good of a kisser was Anna Nicole Smith?
Margret said she was a great kisser and also had the best drugs.
GIF of the Night:
Lisa from the Bronx asked Margaret if there was any tension because Whoopi Goldberg wasn't on The View today with her?
Margaret swears Whoopi was actually not feeling well and didn't do anything to her at all. 😂
Kaylee from Ohio asked Kristen what movies Tom was sad about losing when she came and got the DVR?
Kristen revealed it was a couple of seasons of #PumpRules & some science shows.
A caller ask Margaret to give us her housewives tagline, but in her mother's voice.
Margaret ~ "I can clean this fish in 10 seconds."
Game Time!
Andy Plays Vander Dumped with Kristen & Margret. Andy will ask them sex-based questions and if they get them wrong Kristen must suffer seeing Arianna and Tom love scenes.
AC: What's the average size of a erect male penis?
MC: 6 inches✔️
AC: About how many sexual partners will the average American person have in a lifetime?
MC: 5-7 ❌
KD: 12 ❌
Actual answer: 11!
AC: How many nerve endings does the head of the clitoris have? 4,000 8,000 or 12,000?
MC & KD: 12,000 ❌
Actual answer: 8,000
AC: After the bedroom what's the second most common place for people to have sex?
KD: Shower ❌
MC: The couch❌
Actual answer: The car
AC: What do you call an animal with male and female sexual organs?
MC: Hermaphrodite ✔️
Kristen had to suffer through three whole Love scenes between Ariana and Tom.
Plug Alert: For playing along Kristen and Margaret both win MAZEL boy shorts available on ShopByBravo.com
DoorBell!!!!
It's Wacha! Making his first #WWHL appearance in 2015!
Thea from Ohio asked Kristin if she really felt Jax nailed the girl in the bathroom?
Kristen was pretty damn positive that Jax did the deed.
Margret doesn't regret any of her tattoos but she has some pretty stupid ones. She has George Washington and Abraham Lincoln on her kneecaps. Margaret has about 80 tattoos.
Mazel of the Day: Goes to Cameron Diaz who got married in an intimate ceremony tonight to Benji Madden.
Jackhole of the Day: Goes to so many of the bachelorettes from tonight's premiere of the bachelor. Andy just hates to see woman embarrass themselves on television. 😂
Poll Results: Is anyone surprised?
Drinking Game: We saw Jax's ass a lot, so no drinking & driving kiddo's.
AfterShow:
Emily from Michigan call to ask Kristen do you regret talking about Ariana and Tom so much in front of James?
Kristen admits it's not her best look but James is like her best friend. They talk about everything. Kristen would never keep anything from him. She tells him how she feels and that's just how it goes.
Brody from Boston called to ask Margaret for tips on how to join the mile high club.
Margaret warns don't do it! When you're at a very high altitude you really need a lot of Lube because your mucus membranes dries up. The mile high club is overrated.
A caller asked Kristin if she could go back in time and not sleep with Jax, would she?
Kristen says, Hell's Yes!
Carlo from Dallas Texas called to ask Margaret where has been the crappy us or craziest place she's done her stand up in?
She did a show in Scotland once that went so bad she was afraid they might be-head her.
Nancy from Greenville, South Carolina called to ask Kristin if she gets paid a bonus every time she tilts her head and shrugs shoulders 😂 & what will she do the day that James tells her mention Tom's name one more time and we're done?
Kristen doesn't talk about Tom what is she talking about?😂
And with that Andy bids us a good night.
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