Andy Welcomes Clubhouse Virgins Kristen Wigg & Bill Hader to the Watch What Happens Live Clubhouse.
Bartender: #NYFW model Ryan Cooper! (Damn he's a sexy beast)
Drinking Game Alert: Twin
Poll Question: There was no question, due to the episode was previously recorded.
Andy loves Kristen and Bills movie, the Skeleton Twins.
1) Andy opens the vault! Showing Bill and Kristen's school photos, and then a remix of Bill and Kristen on SNL.
2) Bill was Arnold Schwarzenegger's personal assistant for the movie Collateral Damage. Andy puts 30 seconds on the clock for Bill to tell us everything about Arnold that we are dying to know.
What pisses Arnold off? "Take him away from his chest game."
What did Arnold snack on from the craft services? "Schnitzel."
What did Arnold do to unwind after a day of shooting? "Schnitzel and chess."
Worst pick up line you saw him use on a lady? "Come back to my hotel room I love the way my Dick looks in your tiny hands! And she had huge hands."
3) Andy's favorite SNL skit was when the SNL ladies parodied the real housewives doing a mock reunion.
Andy has Kristin and Bill play clubhouse Playhouse. Kristin will be playing the role of Ramona Singer. Bill will be playing the role of Kristen Tankmen. They will be doing a scene from the infamous Berkshires water dispute. (You guys must watch this Kristen is a better Ramona Singer then Ramona Singer.)
Roslyn from Atlanta, Georgia calls to ask Kristen what the statuses of bridesmaids 2? There is no bridesmaids 2 in the works. Kristen feels that they all knew when they made the first one that was it.
GIF of The Night:
Plug Alert: Check out Kristen and Bill in the movie, Skeleton Twins coming to a movie theater near you soon.
Andy found out that Kristen is a huge Real Housewives of New Jersey fan. He got a question from a viewer asking Kristen do you really think Reno slept with Teresa's mom Santa or is Victoria Gotti just spreading lies? Kristen isn't gonna say Victoria Gotti's spreads lies, but that's crazy!
Whitney from Pennsylvania asks Bill about when he said he did not like Justin Bieber hosting SNL, so she would like to know what host on SNL did he think was totally going to be a diva but wound up being really awesome? Bill says he wishes he didn't say the Justin Bieber thing on Howard Stern. Bill said everyone's really great and on their best behavior when they come to SNL.
Alex from Chicago call soon to ask Kristen if she could bring any of her SNL characters to the big screen who would be? "Maybe aunt Linda."
Let's play Skeleton Twin Talk!
Plug Alert: for playing along and he gives Kristen and Bill both Mazel robes. Available at ShopByBravo.com
A question comes in for Kristen and Bill. What is your go to karaoke song? Bill can't sing so he doesn't have one. Kristen likes let's hear it for the boys. Andy's is Rocky Mountain high.
What city does Kristen's real housewife spirit animal Live in? "Harrisburg"
Kristen's real housewives tagline would be "Some people say elephants remember everything, well I don't!"
Maz-Hole of the Day: (Andy let Kristen choose the Mazel of the day and she decided to come up with the Maz-Hole. It's a little bit of Mazel & a little bit a Jackhole combined.) Goes to Sonja Morgan for her burlesque show that she did on #WWHL
Kristen, Bill and Andy start off the aftershow reading Sonja's burlesque show.
Stacy from the Hampshire has a question for "Stephan" one of Bill's characters from SNL. Stephan, if the clubhouse was your new favorite hotspot what would you rename it and how would you decorate it? Bill would rename it "Boooooooooth" (Bill actually said booth with nine O's) he would redecorate it with guys dressed in Apocalypto pants.
Erica from Virginia asks if Kristen or Bill done in imitation of anyone and then ended up meeting the person were they flattered or where they insulted? Kristen's favorite was Suze Orman she made a joke about how Suzi only tans from the neck up and when she met Suze she opened up her shirt and said see I'm tan all over.
Bill one time sat at dinner with Charlie Rose and Alan Alda. He's impersonated them both. Alan Alda asked if Bill would do his looping for him. Bill was like no.
Kristen's impersonation of Kathie Lee Gifford was outstanding in Andy's eyes. Andy asked what Kathie Lee Gifford thought about Kristen's impersonations of her. Kristen said Kathie was kind of jokingly hating it so she kind of think she liked it.
Eric from Springfield Massachusetts, asks Bill how much research he did for the movie pineapple express, and which cast member did a little too much research? Bill has never smoked pot before in his life, Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg gave him advice on how to act they said just act really tired and loopy.
Beth from Michigan asks Kristen and Bill what the worst day jobs that they ever had while they were struggling actors? Kristin gave out samples of peaches. Bill was for one week a PA/stage manager for a playboy show called Night Calls. It was a phone sex show. People would call in with sexual fantasies and he had a row of porn stars next to him and he would tell which porn stars to go and answer the call. They would go out and perform the sexual fantasies requested while Bill just sat there and drank his coffee. After week he was like I can't do this anymore. He never told anybody that it was a watch what happens live exclusive!
Mindy from Maryland asks Kristen to name a celebrity she would like to be a conjoined twin with and you have to be joined at the vagina. Kristen thinks Probably Diane Sawyer, she has a perfect vagina.
Plug Alert: Everybody go see the Skeleton Twins opening nationwide next week.
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