Andy welcomes Sofia Vergara & Sam Rockwell to the Watch What Happens Live Clubhouse.
Sofia looks amazing. Sofia and Sam have seen each other many times but have never officially met until tonight. Sofia's hair smells delicious. She sprays her hair with her perfume, Sofia Vergara.
Bartender: It's Joe Schrank, Interventions, Assessments and Sober living Facility Director in Brooklyn, NY.
Drinking Game Alert: SHE
Poll Question: There's no poll question for this episode because it was previously recorded.
Neither Sofia or Sam have been in the clubhouse before so Andy must open the vault on them. They show clips from Sam in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, to Sofia and a Pepsi commercial to Andy's favorite when Sofia was on Saturday night live and did a sketch with her in it about Shahs of Sunset.
1) Andy plays a game with Sofia called "Sofia's Choice." Sofia wants to know what she will win. Andy says if Sofia wins she will get some Sofia Vergara Perfume. 😂
AC: Who is the brattier child star Lily or Maddie?
SV: They're not bratty they're good kids.
AC: Who's a better kisser Tom Cruise or Joe?
SV: It's Joe
AC: Which country has better looking men Columbia or the USA?
SV: It's a tie!
AC: Who was Sopfia more pissed to lose the Emmy to Julie Bowen or Jane Lynch?
SV: Jane Lynch
AC: Who's the biggest diva, Ed O'Neill or Jesse Tyler Ferguson?
SV: Ed O'Neill
AC: What's more important to you in a man the ass or the face?
SV: The Ass!
2) Andy shows clips of all the guests that of done splits in the Watch What Happens Live Clubhouse. From Kyle Richards to Holly Hunter, many a talent has exemplified the art of the split in the Bravo Clubhouse. Andy asked Sam to bust a move and do a split for us all to enjoy. Sam complied & joined this prestigious club.
3) Andy asks Sofia to Teach him her Talent of giving great ass for a picture.
Sofia teaches Andy very well. You stick your ass out and plump it. It's a natural talent either you have it or you don't.
Chris from California asks Sofia if you could have no boobs or no ass which one would you choose?
If she had to pick one she choose her breasts because they're more unique when their natural?
Tricia called in and asked Sam where he learned to dance well?
He learned in middle school it was kind of required in order to meet the right kind of girl. He was a social group where you had to dance really. You couldn't really hang out with them unless she knew had to dance.
Tony from Arizona asked Sofia if her boyfriend more like a werewolf or a stripper in the bedroom?
He's a combination of the two he's a werewolf stripper. 👏Bravo Sofia, sounds like you have a keeper.
GIF of the Night: Goes to Kim Zolciak Biermann, #DontBeTardy Star!
Now you can smell like Sofia Vergara when yo buy her new self titled perfume. Andy gives away a free bottle to the entire #WWHL audience!
Caroline B asked Sam to tell us about the upcoming movie he will be in called Poltergeist?
It's mainly from the kids point of view. Carol Ann is in it, different name but same character and Jared Harris is playing the main ghost hunter.
Brittany from Massachusetts asked Sofia what is your favorite and least favorite thing about playing Gloria?
There's a dog on the set that she doesn't like to much. The dog is not a good actor. It takes too long when they shoot scenes with the dog. Her favorite thing is hanging out with the cast she loves them all dearly.
(Youll notice later Wacha doesn't appear in this episode, I don't think she gets along with dogs too well or they don't get along with her)
Kimberly from California asked Sofia which of the men in Modern Family takes the longest in hair and make up?
She is the one who takes an hour but they give the men usually a half hour to get ready. Ed takes no time at all, he doesn't like that sorta thing.
Sam likes the bulky fellow on Modern Family, he is very funny.
Rockland from Atlanta Georgia asks Sam to show Andy how to make a lovable yet villainess face.
(funny side note Verga means penis in Spanish)
In this game Sam will say Nene Leaks famous line "Close your legs to married men, Trashbox!" in different accents. Sofia must guess where the accent Sam is using is from.
Sofia doesn't do so well with this game but it was definitely funny to watch!
Plug Alert: For playing along Sofia won a hanky-panky thong three pack & Sam won a Mazel flip T-shirt, both available on ShopByBravo.com!
Kristen H wants to know what has changed the most in Sofia's life since the success of Modern Family?
Sofia says, the money!
James K wanted to know what Sam thought of the movie Oblivion? James thought it was the cheesy high-end rip off of Sam's movie Moon.
Sam thinks it was coincidental. Sci-fi is coming back.
Mazel of the Day: Goes to Suit Si. A recent invention that looks like a man suit but it's really a onesie. It's a onesie but it's a suit. Andy loves it but he thinks he might need his mom's help to go to the bathroom?
Jackhole of the Day: Goes to Sherry whose boyfriend Shane proposed to her on a paddleboat. It was romantic until she pushed him overboard. The ring was lost at sea.
Drinking Game: They said SHE a lot, if you were drinking along with the game Andy reminds viewers to take your keys away from yourself.
Barbara from Wappinger's Falls New York (Shout out to my hometown) asked Sam if he still is in contact with the cast of his movie The Way Way Back?
He keeps in touch with Maya Rudolph. They text & see each other a couple of times. Sam thinks Maya is very funny.
Matty from Alabama wanted to know who Sam's favorite Charlie's Angels Cast member was, Cameron, Drew or Lucy?
He wanted to plead the fifth on that question but said he was more partial to Drew out of the group because they worked together prior to that movie.
Andy asked Sam if there would be a Charlie's Angles 2?
Sam doesn't know, but he's down for it as well as Andy.
Andy asked Sophia her opinion what has been the best Modern Family episode and what is been the worst Modern Family episode?
There hasn't been a worst episode for Sophia thus far. Her best episode was three seasons ago they did a Halloween episode. They won an Emmy for that episode. Sophia ads they won an Emmy every season of Modern Family. Touché
Lopez from Toronto, Canada asked Sofia why critics were upset over her performance on the Emmys?
Sofia is not sure why they were upset. She put on a tight dress and helped out why the president was speaking to the audience to make it more interesting.
Jennifer from Long Island asked Sam if he had a favorite needy or roll that he had done? What role would Sam like to play in the future?
Sam would love to play Elvis. Sam has a lot of favorites it's hard to pick just one.
And with that Andy bids us a good night.
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