Andy welcomes Kim Biermann back to the WWHL clubhouse.
Bartender: It's Andy's BFF Bruce Bozzi! You can follow him on Twitter @PalmStkMan in November Bruce is opening the new Beverly Hills Palm.
Drinking Word of the Night: Wig
NeNe just texted Kim that she has the same dress! Werk!
Andy says Kim just got new boobs but Kim says the viewers will have to wait and watch Don't be Tardy to find out if they really are new boobs.
Yesterday Willie Geist challenged Andy to the #ALSIceBucketChallenge
Andy accepted and will do it at the end of the show.
1) Andy shows a video montage of Kim from the past and present. This brings us to tonight's
Poll Question: Which Kim do you prefer the old or the new?
2) Andy plays please accept this KimVitation with Kim.
Kim is invited to fly to DC and have dinner with the Obama's, of course Kim's going to accept that KimVitation.
Phaedra invites Kim to sing at a funeral she is performing. Declined! Kim had to brush her teeth.
Kim accepts the KimVitation to have a play date with the Prince and Princess of Whales.
Mama Joyce and Kandi invite Kim to ride mules at the bottom of the Grand Canyon. Nope Kim's not going.
Sheree performs the vagina monologues. Kim may or may not be having sex that night, so maybe.
Beyoncé invites Kim to sing the duet of don't be tardy. Kim jumps on that KimVitation.
3) It's the Shady She-Gull
The Shady She-Gull flies into the clubhouse and try's to get Kim to throw some shade. Kim does throw some major shade at Kandi's wardrobe calling it the fugliest of all the #RHOA ladies.
Jordan from Virginia calls in to ask Kim why she curses so much around her kids. Especially now that KJ is starting to repeat Kim. She did curse around her girls while they were growing up. It never bothered them, however KJ has said a couple words. If that's as worse as it gets, Kim will take it.
It does bother Kim but she mostly curses in the car?
Kim has not reached out to Phaedra after Apollo's sentencing. Kim doesn't know Phaedra like that, she does feel sorry for the boys.
Kim had a lot of fun on the housewives, she did get out of her house a lot more when she was on.
Rachel all the way from Alaska called it to ask Kim how's the relationship is with her mom now. Kim is still not speaking to her mother or father. There was no lawsuit between them. (Not really, it was confusing)
Andy Kim and Bruce do a ShotSki!
Plug Alert: Andy brings out a Mazel ShotSki that's available for viewers to purchase on ShopByBravo.com if you don't have one, Get One!
GIF of the night: Chef Curtis Stone #TopChefDuels
Plug Alert: Watch #DontBeTardy on Bravo Thursday Nights with Kim Biermann. Stop by the Palms restaurant to be seen and to say hello to Bruce Bozzi.
@joeyboo89 tweeted in a statement about Kim. She was one of the countless interns Sonja has had.
Theresa from Ohio called into ask Kim if she has rekindled her friendship with Kandi. Kim gives a flat out No to that question. Kim said Kandi went to far bringing a lawsuit that wasn't even valid to the table. Kim's done.
Kayla from Georgia asks Kim about Brielle's cutie boyfriend, Slade ( No not Slade Smiley, get your heads out of the gutter) and if her daughter still sports her purity ring.
Brielle still wears her purity ring. She will be turning 18 in February. Brielle still has 6 more months to wear the purity ring.
If Brielle did get pregnant Kim and Troy would support her. Kim's parents were very supportive when Kim got pregnant at 19. Kim is very grateful for that and would do the same in return for Brielle.
Andy is bringing back BravoWood Squares! Kim and Bruce must agree or disagree with statements that past WWHL Guests have made. If they guess correct they get the square. First one to get tic-tac-toe wins!
Bruce Wins BravoWood Squares!
Bruce gets a set of Mazel Rock Glasses and Kim gets a set of Mazel Onesies for playing tonight. Both items are available for purchase on ShopByBravo.com
Mazel of the night: Goes to Josh Flagg's grandmother Edith Flagg who passed away. Edith became a fan favorite on the show and was beloved for offering Josh unfiltered advice on his life and career. But before she came to Bravo, she made her mark as an American fashion designer, businesswoman and philanthropist. She spearheaded the clothing line Edith Flagg Inc. in the '50s and was one of the first designers to import polyester into the United States. She was a holocaust survivor and so much more. We send our love and prayers to Josh during this difficult time.
Time for the Ice Bucket Challange to bennifit ASLA you can make a donation here
Before Andy gets doused with ice he challenges Jax Taylor #PumpRules to do it Shirtless.
Kim dumps a huge bucket filled with ice and water over Andy's Head in the spirit of ALS and every single housewife out there.
Poor Andy, I hope he didn't suffer from shrinkage. Either way he did it for a great cause!
Drinking Word: Andy has no clue how many times they said Wig tonight.
After getting soaking wet Andy is sporting a Mazel Robe to keep warm. They hold the After Show at the Bar.
Melody from Texas who is pregnant with fraternal twins called in to ask Kim for her advice. Kim stresses to keep them on a schedule. (I am a mother of twins as well and fully agree with Kim. It's necessary for your sanity to keep twins on a schedule.)
Hayden from Tennessee calls in to ask Kim if she could hire or fire anyone of the current Real Housewives of Atlanta who would they be and why?
Kim says NeNe could carry the show by herself. Phaedra has a good storyline this year and she does like Cynthia so theres a little bit of conflict there. (basically Kim would keep NeNe, Phaedra, Cynthia and fire everybody else.
A caller asked if Kim and Kroy have ever discussed the possibility of Kroy being traded. Kroy is going to be a free agent after this season.
Kim was on Hard knocks HBO special with Kroy this year. Kroy is almost 29 and Kim is 36.
Nancy from South Carolina called to ask Kim since her real hair is so beautiful when is she going to give up her wigs?
Kim doesn't have the time to get her real hair done, so the wigs are a lot easier and faster. When Kim has more time she'll go wig less. (My best guess Kim's got 18 years left of wig wearing.)
Andy replays the ASLA ice bucket Challange. Andy said that water was as cold as 💩.
Grant from Huston Texas called to ask Kim when her book is coming out. Kim has been working on her book for over two years. She is finishing it up and it will be out in October! Kim's book is titled "Call me a Gold-digger, you just want what I have."
that was Kim's first tagline as a real housewife of Atlanta.
George from NYC called to ask Kim what she misses most about being a housewife and what she misses least about being a housewife.
Kim misses laughing and getting out of the house to do events. Kim really doesn't miss any of the drama. NeNe and Kim are cool now and she doesn't miss any of that up-and-down drama.
Watch Don't Be Tardy Thursday nights with the Biermann Bunch and check out Bruce's Palms restaurants throughout America. They have 26 locations. They are closing down the LA location that has been up and running since 1975, but are bringing it to Beverly Hills in November.
Andy thanks Kim and Bruce.
Kim looked fantastic tonight. I just love having her back on Bravo. What did you guys think?
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