Andy welcomes Steve Harvey and Nick Jonas to the Watch What Happens Live Clubhouse.
Bartender: #NYFW Runway Model of the Night, Monty Hooper.
Drinking Game Alert: Heyyy
Poll Question: Since this episode was taped there is no poll question.
Steve Harvey is so rich but he has seven kids and a wife, so he's not rich at all they are.
Nick Jonas has been mentioned so many times on #WWHL that Andy's team put together a little clip of Nick Jonas mentions. (Anybody else think Andy has a crush on Nick Jonas?)
1) Andy plays act like a housewife think like a man with Steve Harvey.
What should a woman do if mom hates her future husband? "You should marry him anyway so at least one of y'all can be happy."
How would you help a woman whose daughter hates your boyfriend? "You can't blow your life on a decision your kid is making."
What should a women do when her husband picks fights with her friends? (referring to #RHONJ Jim & Amber) "Like you ain't got enough problems in your relationship. What the hell are you doing starting another fire at your house for?"
Should a woman remarry her husband after they've been separated for years? "You got a remember why you were exes in the first place. Unless he's drastically changed I wouldn't go back."
Andy tells Steve that they were talking about NeNe and Greg then Steve retracts everything he just said.
2) Nick Jonas was discovered in a barbershop when he was just six years old. Andy wants to see how he's changed over the years so we're going to play UGH you've changed.
Andy compares Nick's current answers to answers he gave in the past on several different questions see if he has changed over the years.
What do you want to be when you get older?
UGH, You've Changed!
How do you like your women?
Currently: Honest and to the point.
Past: Intelligent and pretty
UGH, You've Changed
What is your favorite Christmas gift to give and receive?
Currently: A nice bottle of wine.
Past: He's much more of a giver than a receiver.
3) Andy plays the best bad answer Steve Harvey has ever heard on the family feud. It just so happens that it was given by his producer Rocco.
The question was name a job that's dirty but someone has to do it. Rocco's response, "a Gynecologist!"
(That's a dirty job but someone's got to do it.)
Andy turns on the camera in the control room and shows Rocco as Steve rips Rocco for giving that answer. 😂
Carrie from Massachusetts called to ask Steve what is the worst thing a woman can do in a relationship besides the obvious, cheating?
"Withholding sex as a pawn to gain leverage with your man on a man that's the worst thing you can do."
Nick Jonas is still currently dating The woman that Andy crowned as Miss USA, Olivia Culpo. Their first date was after Nick was on the #WWHL for the first time about a year ago.
That was cause for a ShotSki!
And check out Nick Jonas self-titled album coming out November 11, which also happens to be the day Andy's book comes out #TheAndyCohenDiaries also available on Amazon.com
Nick has transformed his body for his new show called Kingdom.
William from Texas asks Nick would he ever consider doing nudity for TV? Nick informs us that he will have several nudity scenes and his new show called Kingdom. (Andy was all over that instantly.) Nick's character might be bi curious we have to wait-and-see. You know Andy will be watching.
Steve will never shave his mustache off.
Andy's team surveyed 50 gay men from gay bars in New York City to compile The top answers to these questions.
Who is your favorite pop diva?
If your penis was an animal what would it be?
What part of the body are you most attracted to?
Steve won the game!
They both won a set of Mazel boxer shorts available on shop by bravo.com
Wacha has joined everybody in the clubhouse. Yet again Wacha has stolen the guests Mazel gear. (he'd be a great dog to help out during a burglary)
Noel from Pennsylvania asks Nick Jonas if he would ever work on a collaboration or a duet with his brothers. You can't rule anything out, he has a great relationship with his brothers and we will see.
Sherry from Indiana asked Steve what his most cringe worthy moment on the Steve Harvey show was. Steve's most cringe worthy moment was trying to pronounce the peoples names.
Mazel of the night: Goes to the Japanese farmer who grew a watermelon that looks like a butt. Finally we can all stop screwing tiny peaches. (Andy is concerned that he might be the only one who does that.)😂
Jackhole: "Goes to The European food safety authority for claiming that brown toast can give you cancer. That's called bread you European pussies!"
Drinking game word "Heyyy" was said 14 Times tonight. As always never drink and drive if you were playing.
Steve Harvey can't believe the crap that they get away with saying on #WWHL.
Katie from Cincinnati asks Steve out of all the houswives he's had on his show Who has left a lasting impression. Steve really liked LuAnn de Lesseps & Heather Thompson.
Justin from St. Louis called in to ask Steve Harvey what two famous families would he like to see go head-to-head on family feud?
The Jackson's and the The Osmonds.
Andy would like to see the Clintons in the Bushes go at it.
Before Andy says good night he wants to get in 2 more questions from The game Surv-Heyyy Says.
What is an excuse you've used to turn down a guy that was hitting on you?
Describe Andy Cohen in one word.
Download Nick Jonas single, Jealous on iTunes,
Nick's Next album is dropping on November 11 the same day as Andy Cohen's book coming out #TheAndyCohenDiaries available at Amazon.com for preorder now.
This was a really fun show. What did you think?
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