Andy Welcomes Craig Ferguson & Jessica Chastain to the Watch What Happens Live Clubhouse.
Andy just loves having a gingy on his show.
Bartender: Varla Jean Merman from the show Snow White and the seven bottoms.
Drinking Game Alert: Kilt
Poll Question: This episode was pre-recorded therefore there was no poll question.
1) Andy opens the vault on the clubhouse virgins. Craig was basically drunk and or high in every photo/clip Andy showed.
2) Andy Plays Zero Dark HER-ty with Jessica & Craig. Craig won this round.
3) Andy makes Craig Plead The Fifth.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how pissed were you that you didn't get Letterman's show?
Craig replied 0.5. To be completely honest he never wanted it. People don't believe that, but it's true. Andy believes him.
Now that you're leaving who was the worst guest on your show?
Craig says it was Macy Gray. Craig thought she was in a bad mood that night. She's not a bad person he was very new and he couldn't handle her.
There are a been reports that CBS had to pay you out anywhere from $5 to $15 million dollars not to host Letterman's show. Can you confirm or deny this?
Craig pleads the fifth!
Michael from Astoria sent in this question for Jessica, While shooting the tree of life did you ever think what in the world is this movie actually about?
It didn't confuse her while she was making it. Some of the stuff like when she was flying up in a tree was kind of strange. The script was completely written. She knew she was playing the epitome of grace, whatever that means.
Caller Shawna from California asks Craig what his opinion on Thursdays vote for Scotland's Independence is? Craig is been very quiet on this issue his family split right down the middle and Craig is pleading the fifth on that one. (Interesting sidenote Craig has five tattoos)
Caller Selena from California asks Jessica what is the craziest thing that would surprise us about Brad Pitt?
Jessica says, there is nothing surprising about Brad Pitt. He's a great kisser, he's really sweet, he's great with the kids whenever they had a break he would throw the football with them and he smells like Angelina Jolie. (Thanks Craig for that zinger)
GIF of the Night: Goes to David Parnes (one of the Brits) from #MDLLA
Craig Ferguson will be the host of a new game called Celebrity Name Game premiering next week.
Craig isn't much of a housewives viewer anymore. He's back into Project Runway again. Now that Zach is back, Craig is watching. Zach is really great. Craig is actually working on a impression of him. Andy throw some shade at Project Runway and says "I didn't even know that show was still on the air." Bloop!
Caller Cindy from Florida asks Craig who came up with using all the puppets on the show?
They had some puppets that were like five dollars a puppet and it was Craig's idea to come up with the other things. He said there was nobody to do it, he just needed to do it.
Laura J sent in a question asking Jessica how she keeps her red hair so shiny?
Jessica said there's no trick she only washes her hair every three days or so. Jessica said she's noticing some grays a little bit and she's finding a few gray hairs here & there. She doesn't die her hair, yet.
Craig adds nobody minds snow on the roof but snow in the basement ~ not so much.
What's Under That Kilt!
Craig and Jessica have 90 seconds to identify what each lad has underneath their kilts by asking a variety of questions.
For playing along Jessica and Craig get Mazel blankets from Andy. Available on ShopByBravo.com
Wacha joins the clubhouse!
And he asks about Craig's acid use.
Craig said he only wanted to try it once, he really hated it so he took it 30 more times just to check. Craig didn't care for it.
Caller Jerry Lynn from Kentucky asks Craig what his thoughts about people being upset that a woman was not asked to take over the Late Late Show.
It wasn't Craig's gig to give away. He had no part of the decision on who would take that position.
Mazel of the Day: Goes to Lady GaGa Who found herself in the throes of anarchy when she landed in Turkey. If you thought the running of the bulls was bad, Andy presents the running of the gays.
Jackhole of the Day: Goes to Texas teenager Austin Michael Simons who was allegedly caught rubbing his testicles all over a customers pineapple pizza! 🎾⚾️🍍🍕
Plug Alert: Check out Craig's new show Celebrity Name Game premiering next week and go see Jessica's new movie The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby. And take your kids to go see Snow White and the seven bottoms starring Varla Jean Merman this weekend!
Drinking Game Word, Kilt was said 8 times. If you were playing remember no drinking and driving ever!
Varla Jean Merman is starring in a new show called Snow White and the seven bottoms and it's the dirty show you'll ever see.
Rena from the Connecticut asks Jessica how did she unwind after filming zero dark thirty and if she got to keep the sunglasses she wore.
The sunglasses belong to a crewmember and she had to give them back. Jessica went out dancing sometimes to unwind. They would find these clubs in the middle of nowhere with cheesy pop music and that was her chill out after a hard day.
I love you Michelle from California asks Craig if he had been offered any guest starring rolls on Dr. Who?
Just because your friends with somebody doesn't get you a job on the show. He hasn't been asked yet. He would be delighted to play the part of anything at all if he is available.
Joel sent in a question asking Jessica what her first big purchase was after her first starring role?
She bought a car. It was a brand new car she never had a new car before it was a 2007 Prius.
Jessica has yet to receive a call about doing Mama 2, but she would love to do it.
Angelo from New York wants to know what America's biggest misconception is about Scotland?
He thinks maybe the outlander stuff.
Maddie Ackinson from Georgia called in to ask Jessica which movie was most physically and challenging for her, Mama or Zero Dark Thirty?
Definitely Zero Dark Thirty. That was pretty rough. Mama was a lot of fun.
Jesse from Ohio asked Jessica to play Marry, Shag, Kill with Tom Hardy, James McAvoy and Brad Pitt.
Mary James McAvoy, shag Tom Hardy. ( Craig says so you hate Brad Pitt) Jessica says no I'm just afraid of Angelina Jolie! 😂
Andy thanks Craig for his advice earlier on him changing after five years of being in television. He won't turn mean but something weird will go on you can't keep doing TV all the time without going to little crazy.
And with that Andy builds us a good night.
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