Andy Cohen welcomes Lisa Vanderpump to the Watch What Happens Live Clubhouse.
(Lisa looks lavishing tonight, but thinks she looks like a bottle of Coke 😂.)
Bartenders: Pandora Vanderpump and her husband Jason. They are drinking Lisa Vanderpump's LVP Sangria and it is now available ONLINE! (Click here to get yours)
Andy asked Lisa if she saw Tom on the show last week, Andy felt bad because he kept cutting him off.
Lisa said Andy didn't cut him off enough. Tom is constantly saying man & like in his sentences. How many times can you say like in a single sentence? (Like that is so true Lisa, so true)
Andy asked Lisa if she thinks Jax is doing the nose job because he has a deviated septum?
Lisa thinks it is vanity based. Jax does talk with a very clogged nose at times but she doesn't believe that's from a deviated septum.
Andy says there is a lot of "blow" in the restaurant world.
Lisa teases Andy to stop, it's not any of her restaurants.
Apparently though at the Shadow lounge you could find some "blow". (I learned that after hearing Andy and Lisa chat)
Andy still can't get over Jax & Tom being friends again.
Lisa says it took a while, they did work in separate parts of the restaurant for a long time. It was several months before they started to tolerate each other and slowly rekindled their friendship.
Drinking Game Alert: PUMP
Everybody at Watch What Happens Live is obsessed with Lisa's new ad for pump on Tuesdays with Giggy!
1) Tis the season to grovel on Pump Rules. Last week was Tom this week it is James. This leads us to Andy's Poll Question:
2) Andy plays a clip from Pump Rules episode that shows just how hard break ups can be for any couple, Exhibit A the DVR. Kristen wound up getting it! (She must feel like she won the break up now 😂) Lisa and Andy speculate what was in the DVR. And he believes it was all the episodes of Vanderpump Rules, while Lisa is insisting it was their sex tape. Lisa thinks Tom and Arianas apartment is filthy and is in dire need of Kristen to come and clean it. Lisa suggests for them to hire her as a cleaning lady or consider a threesome with Kristen. 😂
3) Andy plays an exclusive sneak peek of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premiering Tuesday!
Chelsea S. from Facebook asked if Lisa will ever be able to forgive Brandi?
Lisa thinks that they were on the right track to forgive this season, but if you saw the end of the trailer where Brandi slaps Lisa in the face then you know it's over. Lisa said it was an interesting journey and she did try her best to give it a second chance. "I don't know after this time, I think we're kind of done."
Amanda from Ohio called to ask Lisa how she feels about Stassi saying people must bow down to Lisa?
Lisa thinks she is exactly right.
Jessica from Austin called to ask Lisa what her new tagline for the show is going to be?
"You can throw me to the wolves, and I shall return leading the pack!"
Andy asks if there will be and grand babies in the future?
Lisa would like between 8 and 16 grand babies. Lisa doesn't get to see Pandora and her husband Jason much. It's a long trip to New York City. They've been selling LVP Sangria for the last three months. They've been to 45 cities!
A viewer asked Lisa what it would take for her to fire Kristen?
Lisa says keep watching she doesn't want to give it away! (And that was a Read, Lisa just gave it away thank the heavens Kristen is going to get fired! Is anybody else doing the happy dance alongside with me?)
Lisa has a soft spot for Stassi, but doesn't think she'd hire her back she isn't possible when she was good, she doesn't want to know what she's like when she's bad.
GIF of the Night:
Debbie C. from Facebook wants to know who Lisa thinks which housewife would be the best server at SUR and who would be the worst?
Lisa says Adrian would be the worst and Kyle would be the best.
Lisa does not believe Tom will ever wind up back with Kristen. Despite the fact that Kristen got the DVR back Lisa doesn't believe that Kristen will ever move on from Tom. Lisa doesn't understand why Kristen has this obsession over Tom.
My very good twitter buddy Matty aka @mattymonsterz via Twitter called from Florida to ask his queen Lisa if she thinks Kyle and Yolanda's apology was genuine or were they just doing it because they got a lot of bad flack for going against her?
Lisa says good question & yes, with Kyle she's in a good place now. We will see in the first episode that they actually have a sitdown. Kyle and Lisa have a lot in common and have a long history together. With Yolanda yes she thinks her apology was absolutely genuine. Lisa feels all the girls regretted last season there was a lot of animosity and kind of bitchiness.
Andy Plays with Lisa a Game where she must choose between certain cast mates to save in a little game called Are You SUR-Tain?
Lisa chooses Giggy over Ken because Ken can save himself, however she pleads the fifth when she must choose between Yolanda and her new cast mate Lisa.
Plug Alert: For playing along Lisa wind a Firefighter inspired SUR calendar & her very own copy of Andy's book, The Andy Cohen Diaries available on ShopByBravo.com
Plug Alert: Andy shares with us there's this new sticker app called "The real house wives sticker Emoji's" (Click here to check it out, it's only a $1.99 in the ITunes store.)
Doorbell: It's Wacha! Can you believe Lisa has never met him before? You can tell she instantly falls in love with him. Andy better be careful because Lisa might try to steal him away.
A viewer asked Lisa since a lot of the cast thanks Kristen needs meds, does Lisa concur?
Lisa thanks Kristen has had her fair share of meds. 😜 (poor Kristen is getting lots of crap on the show, in my opinion deservedly so)
Lisa does feel bad for her and says she can be a lovely girl.
Mazel of the Day: Goes to none other than the boss herself Diana Ross! She showed up at the hunger games premier wearing this bedazzled jumpsuit....
Jackhole of the Day: Goes to some very aggressive seals living on the coast of South Africa who have recently started having sex with penguins against their will.
Andy knows firsthand what it's like to be subdued by a larger creature Exhibit A:
Drinking Game: PUMP was said 9 times. Remember no drinking and no driving ever!
Lisa can't believe the poll results because she got a lot of tweets from people saying that James didn't start the fight. Lisa never saw the footage so she only knew what she had heard. When Lisa saw the footage it changed her opinion a little bit.
James from St. Louis called to ask about the fact that Peter is a manager at SUR and does it bother Lisa that he goes out with the staff and parties?
Lisa would like to discourage that but he's been at SUR for years and was promoted to that position. Lisa can't say to him well now you're a manager so you have to cut off all your friends.
Andy thinks one of the best things about Vanderpump Rules is that they've all known each other for many years. That's why he's not sure if a Pump show would work out. He asked Lisa how things are going at Pump, are the waiters all screwing each other?
Lisa laughs says yes & insists Andy stop. She reminds us that Peter & Stassi use to date. It's so incestuous at SUR.
Lisa put some Olive trees in Pump, they were $20,000 each!😁
Keira McCormick from Memphis Tennessee called to ask Lisa if she thinks it was trashy of Jax to get two different girls names tattooed on his arms?
Lisa thought it was ridiculous. Lisa feels that Jax and his therapist connect so well pretty soon her name will be on his arm. Lisa feels there's some kind of sexual chemistry between the two of them. Andy wonders how easy it would be for him to get Jax to tattoo Andy on his body. Lisa thinks that's not a problem. (I sense a challenge coming up)
Nancy from North Carolina called to ask if Ken had done something wrong when she show up in the court room with him?
Lisa says absolutely. Lisa would be by Ken's side every step of the way.
Keeley from Minneapolis asked if any of the other classmates were envious of her cameo on The Comeback?
Nobody ever mentioned it, so maybe.
Amy from Pennsylvania & her mom wanted to know you can promote one of your servers from SUR to management who would it be and why?
Lisa would promote Tom Sandoval, Jax is not responsible enough he's all about Jax. Right now though she will keep them exactly where they are. Where they are right now is totally working for Andy he loves Vanderpump rules!
And with that Andy bids us a good night.
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