Andy Cohen welcomes Brandi Glanville and Jeff Lewis to the Watch What Happens Live Clubhouse.
Brandi Dressed Appropriately from the waist up for once on the show, I'm not commenting about from the waist down.
Bartenders: Directly from #ThePeoplesCouch it's The Egbert Family, Mama & Papa Egber, Jack Egber & Samuel Egber!
Yes, ladies and gentlemen they really film from their actual bedroom. It's hard to believe that Jack and Samuel are only 18 and 16.
Drinking Game Alert: WHY
Andy yet again tries to get Brandi to admit that she's had some work done on her face. Brandi denies, denies and denies it. Brandi blames her facial changes on being tired. Jeff feels that since Brandi has laid off the fillers & they have had time to dissipate, she looks more natural now. Jeff adds no matter what people say Brandi does not look like a prostitute tonight. (I'm pretty sure that was an official Jeff Lewis Read) I'll let you be the judge on that one.
Andy thoroughly enjoyed how Brandi basically made Kate Gosselin cry on The Apprentice Sunday night. Brandi likes to joke around and say Kate + 8 = Hate. Brandi doesn't hate anyone but Kate is tough.
Plug Alert:
Watch Andy on Top Chef tomorrow night with his college roommate.
Poll Question:
Of course Brandi thinks Justin Bieber is hot, while Jeff does not.
Here's What:
1) Andy plays a #RHOBH montage entitled "Days of our Wives." Focusing on Brandi.
Brandi's only regret from the #RHOBH episode that aired tonight was that she committed alcohol abuse by throwing wine in Eileen's face. She did say she was sorry for it once & that will be the only time she does, despite the fact that Andy believes she should say it at least several times.
2) Andy plays with Jeff a little game called "Jeff Be The Ref." Andy will give Jeff the name of some of the people Brandi has problems with and Jeff must coach her on how to handle it.
AC: Kenya Moore?
JL: Kenya was justified, Brandi was drunk. Brandi did come for Kenya. Jeff can't confirm if Brandi was high. Jeff and Brandi did drink sake together at dinner and then talked about doing something else (meaning pot) but didn't do it, they kept it clean.
AC: Joanna Krupa?
JL: Jeff rules in Joanna's favor because regardless whether it's true or not you shouldn't repeat that. Despite the fact that Joanna called Brandi white trash because that was true.
AC: Lisa Vanderpump and Ken?
JL: What bothered Jeff was that Brandi affected their business negatively with the rumors about the bankruptcy. She could have put a dark cloud above their head with investors & banks.
AC: Scheana Marie?
JL: She's a homewrecker and deserves to be publicly shamed, Jeff agrees with Brandi.
AC: LeeAnn Rimes?
JL: She's an adulator and Jeff's opinion Brandi is allowed to hate her forever.
3) Andy plays "Brandi MANville" with Brandi & Jeff where they get to guess the size of celebrity penises.
AC: Donald Trump?
BG: Over 12 inches
JL: Jeff thinks it's bigger than 12 inches.
AC: Kanye West?
BG: 3 inches
JL: Between 7 and 8 inches
AC: Bill O'Reilly?
BG: To be that cocky he's got to be at least cocky she gives him a 8 inches
JL: No comment.
AC: Ryan Seacrest?
BG: 6 inches (And she calls Ryan her friend)
JL: 6 inches (Jeff also guesses or actually knows that Andy Cohen's penis size is at least 10 inches long)
AC: Jax Taylor?
BG: Between 4 or 5 inches
JL: 7 or 8 inches?
Brandi has never slept with Jax or kissed him. She has met him and only said hello. More than that said is just a rumor and not true.
Brandi definitely things working on Celebrity Apprentice is harder the #RHOBH.
Gage & Jeff are still on track to have children. In fact they have just got a surrogate lined up. Brandi offered up her eggs & Jeff politely declines her eggs because he doesn't want her scrambled eggs. 😂
Brandi says she has hot children. 😁 (Do mothers actually called her children hot?)
Jeff insists that Brandi has psychological issues and has no interest in her eggs. Despite the fact that her children are beautiful.
A caller asked Brandi how many pills she's popping for her anxiety and then going out and drinking? Brandi is mixing her meds with her wine and it ain't fine.
Brandi says she wishes she could mix her meds with her wine because that would be awesome. Brandi takes Lexapro in the morning as an antidepressant. She only takes anxiety medicine when she has a panic attack. It's the generic for Xanax. "You can't mix alcohol and anti-anxiety medication." Jeff and Andy insist that she does mix her alcohol and anti-anxiety medication.
Brandi whispers to Jeff only on flights SHUT UP! (Brandi just in case you didn't know when you have a microphone on we can still here what you whisper.)
Brandi then amidst to Andy that if you're on a flight you have a glass of wine and you take your Xanax. It's against doctors orders but yes she does it.
Candace C. Asked via Facebook if Brandi could rub her fingers through Jeff's hair and give it a tug like Kenya asked Andy to do the other night to prove that Jeff is not wearing a toupee.
Brandi says she's not gonna do that.
Jeff jokingly asked if he could get an STD from Brandi doing that.
Brandi warned Jeff he better check his mother f*cking self.
Brandi did Celebrity Apprentice with Kenya and actually saw people putting the weaves in Kenya's hair. Brandi & Kenya were in hair and make up at the same time and she saw them doing it first hand.
GIF of the Night:
Andy asks the Egbert Family if they enjoy filming The Peoples Couch?
Of course they love it, they're in their PJ's laying in bed watching TV & getting paid and yes they did watch that much TV together before they actually got on the show.
Melissa from Illinois called to ask Jeff how is Zolia's dating situation right now?
Jeff said he asks her all the time and she replies she does not need a man. Jeff agrees she has him.
Andy asks Jeff when Flipping out is coming back?
Jeff said he's not supposed to say anything because the networks would prefer to make announcements on their own, so Jeff stays out of it.
@aubreylee94 tweeted this question in....
Brandi let's Jeff answer it for her.
Jeff said She was just having fun, she apologize let's get over it. Eileen seems to be a little dramatic. Brandi even apologized to Jeff earlier for throwing the wine at Eileen. Brandi has been apologizing nonstop to everybody for throwing the wine.
Amelia called from New Jersey to ask Brandi what you thought about Lisa Rinna calling Brandi a three-year-old and white trash?
Brandi felt Lisa was justified in what she said. Brandi admits she can act like a child at times. Brandi grew up white trash, it is what it is. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Steve from Ohio called to ask Jeff if he seen the promo for Vanderpump rules for next week & does Jeff's gaydar go off for Jax?
Jeff admits he has awful gaydar. Despite that Jeff doesn't think Jax is gay. Brandi believes Jax is gay curious. Andy just wants to hold Tom. 😍
Game Time!
In honor of Jeff Lewis' paint line, Jeff Lewis color Andy plays Paint-Tionary with Brandi & Jeff!
(You can watch the hilarious game here)
Plug Alert: For playing along Jeff wins a Zolia Beret & Brandi wins a wine tumbler available on ShopByBravo.com
Wacha is in the Clubhouse!
Brandi stops the last segment at the beginning because she has something to say to Jeff.
"I have something to say to Jeff about the whole can you get an STD with me putting your hands through your hair. As long as you wet it, I think you'll be fine."
Brandi immediately throws her wine directly at Jeff. Jeff gets completely soaked with wine. You could tell Jeff was not expecting that and was not happy.
Andy was freaking shocked. (You can't fake the reactions they had. However that doesn't mean Brandi didn't Fake her reaction afterwards.)
UPDATED After Brandi's tweet.....
Brandi informs Jeff now he's good, alcohol kills everything so he doesn't have to worry about any STDs.
Andy adds "including feelings."
Jeff can't believe he actually defended Brandi.
Brandi is very mad at Jeff.
Andy said they were fine during the commercial break and chatting it up. (Jeff said something about STDs during the first segment. They are on the third segment now. Perhaps Brandi didn't let it sink in before? Or perhaps Brandi wanted to turn up the attention/ Drama meter?)
Brandi told Jeff during the commercial break that wasn't cool. Jeff replied that he was just joking. Brandi told him that wasn't cool, you don't say that to somebody.
Jeff also apologize during the commercial break to Brandi.
(How many times have we heard Brandi something mean and hurtful, then she says ha ha I'm only joking I'm a comedian.) ((anybody remember the horrific child molestation jokes she made?))
(Earlier in the show tonight Brandi specifically said you should only have to apologize once not 1,000 times. Can somebody please call the hypocrite please because this one's breaking all the rules!)
Jeff apologize again and says it was just a joke.
Brandy covers her face with her hand and appears to be crying. ( I freeze framed every second after and did not see a single tear and Brandi's eyes. When she was done crying her eyes weren't red and her make up wasn't smudged a tiny bit. Please don't let my opinion form yours watch the clip and decide for yourself if she was acting or giving an honest reaction.)
Jeff Mouths to Andy so Brandi won't hear "What am I supposed to do?"
Brandi declares she's taking 5! (Brandi, hello the show is live, you can't take five, unless you walk off the set!)
Jeff continues to apologize to Brandi, as Brandi continues to drag this out.
Andy tries so hard to move forward & consoles Brandi.
Jeff insists he didn't Read Brandi's book. Brandi screams at Jeff, "There's Two Books!" Jeff promised to read it. Jeff offers to let Brandi throw another drink at him. Brandi said she would never do that. (Someone please give this girl a reality check, she just threw one at Jeff 60 seconds ago!)
Mazel of the Day: Goes to the fact that Mariah Carey is close to signing a contract to perform in Las Vegas. However Andy plays his favorite Las Vegas performance of all time, where Kenya Moore tumbled on the runway.
Andy asked Brandi if she's good, she says yes. Jeff insists he's very uncomfortable and hopes that this will be over very soon.
Jackhole of the Day: Goes to for Teen mom star / porn star Farrah Abraham for getting a lip augmentation.
Poll Results:
Drinking Game: WHY was said 11 times, remember kiddos no drinking and driving or throwing anything!
AfterShow:
Andy has Wacha escorted off the set. (He's probably trying to protect him and kiss anything else gets thrown during the after show)
Andy makes some jokes about The Egbert's watching Brandi throw the wine at Jeff. He could tell they desperately wanted to comment as it was going on.
Andy asks Jeff if he said that thing about Brandi during the first 10 minutes of the show?
Jeff says yes.
Brandi said it took her time to process it. (Exactly what I said earlier.) Brandi swallowed it, but enough was enough.
Despite the fact that Jeff apologized for his statement commercial break, it still hurt Brandi's feelings. Now Brandi is over it and she's sorry.
Jeff said if that's what it took for her to get over it he is good. (I'm not going to lie, I wouldn't be surprised if Jeff slaps her with a restraining order tomorrow morning.) Brandi then offers Jeff a lap dance. Jeff politely declines. (Brandi, you know Jeff is gay. Her stupidity levels never cease to amaze me.)
Andy gives it to Brandi for being able to say amongst all the drama "I have two books!" That was amazing in itself.
The Egbert's give Andy & Wacha some personalized neck pillows as a gift.
Sarah (aka @OneEyedFlurry on Twitter) called from Massachusetts to ask Brandi how her and the boys are doing with the dogs that she adopted and how are the dogs doing today?
Brandi says Buddy is the biggest asshole on the planet. He's a nightmare he barks and bites. He's getting better through training but he's still an asshole.
Jordan from Pittsburgh called to ask Jeff if he has ever babysat Jenni's baby yet?
Nope, not yet. Maybe after she gets out of diapers.
Ann from Rhode Island asked Brandi how she felt when Lisa upgraded Scheana's room for her bachelorette party?
Brandi said that's what pimps do for their hookers. Jeff resist saying well Brandi you would know. 😂😂😂😂 Jeff ducted after he said that.
Kelly called to ask Brandi if she has talked to Ken and what's going on with their relationship?
Brandi has not talked to Ken yet. She loves him dearly still. She did text Lisa nicely on New Year's Eve.
Brandi insists that if Lisa can forgive Kyle and Yolanda then she should have no problem forgiving her. Jeff feels that if she can fix the relationship with Ken first then Lisa will follow. Jeff loves Lisa & Brandi as friends. Jeff says with Lisa it takes a long time to rebuild the friendship. Jeff says reason why Lisa forget Kyle and Yolanda faster then Brandi is because Lisa loved Brandi more then Kyle and Yolanda. It wounded her so deeply that it's going to take longer to forgive and I was nice. Jeff One dragged Brandi to Sur & Brandi tried to hook up / make out with Gage.
Andy asked if Brandi & Jeff will continue with their plans to go out together after the show. They both agree they will.
Brandi proves that her & Jeff are ok by practically forcing him to kiss her on the lips.
Then Brandi insisted that Andy kiss her on the lips.
Papa Egbert even got in on the action & got a kiss from Brandi on the lips.
(I know Andy is sober for January, but can he at least rinse mouth out with alcohol, you know to kill the STD germs from Brandi)
And with that Andy bids us a good night.
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