Andy Cohen welcomes Russell Brand and Brooke Shields to the Watch What Happens Live Clubhouse.
Plug Alert:
Buy Brooke Shields new book, "There Was a Little Girl: The Real Story of My Mother and Me" don't forget to get Russell Brand's New children's book as well, "The Pied Piper of Hamelin".
Bartenders: Over at the milk & cookie bar it's Elmo and Grover celebrating 45 years of Sesame Street!
Drinking Game Alert: There is none due to Elmo and Grover attending the show this episode.
Poll Question: There was no poll question for this episode because it was pre-recorded.
Here's What:
1) Andy Opens The Vault on Brooke and Russell!
Andy revealed that he "spanked it" several times to Chris Atkins while watching Blue Lagoon.
Brooke revealed that her hair was taped down over her boobs.
Brooke hated that they misquoted her line for Calvin Klein jeans "Nothing gets between me and my Calvin's"
Brooke was amazed that they made it sorted.
Andy shows a scene from the movie called Pretty Baby with Susan Sarandon. Brooke said there was tension between the characters. Susan has always been sweet to Brooke.
2) Andy plays "The Russell-Ution" with Russell. Russel gives us his opinions on some current events. (Very funny stuff)
3) It's time for Brooke to plead the fifth!
AC: Brooke had a huge crush on George Michael and hung out with him quite frequently, at one point she said she wanted to lose her virginity to him. During that time what was one thing that he said that makes your gaydar go off now?
BS: I love the color of your sweater, is it mauve?
AC: You hung out with Michael Jackson a lot and you loved him. What was one thing that you reflect upon now about Michael Jackson that you thought was pretty weird?
BS: When he asked to be her firstborn daughter's godfather. It was weird because her sister-in-law & brother in law had to be the God parents. It was sad because he wanted that kind of connection but you couldn't give it to him.
Brooke also revealed she felt it was a little weird that Michael had a Emanuel Louis in one hand and a monkey in the other.
AC: You formally dated Liam Neeson, can you confirm or deny him so famously being well endowed?
BS: Brooke confirms it's true! Andy says is a massive, Brooke replies it's ample. Brooke's husband is sitting in the audience. 😂 (That should be a comfortable ride home)
Russell can't believe the Brooke didn't plead the fifth on Liam Neeson's dick size. She had it and she didn't use it! She very easily could have saved her marriage if she used it. (all joking around of course)
Andy asked Russell how he felt about being thrown under the bus during the Katy Perry movie?
Russell said he's never seen it.
ShotSki Time:
The three of them do an espresso shot in honor of Elmo and Grover being behind the bar.
GIF of the Night:
Plug Alert Overload:
Watch Andy on Sesame Street with Elmo, & check him out on who wants to be a millionaire playing for a charity. Andy is also being interviewed by Sarah Silverman on Thursday November 20th it will be live streamed on watch what happens live's YouTube channel. To check out all Andy's tour dates click here http://theandycohendiaries.com/#booktour
Kim from California asked Brooke Shields what her thoughts are of the "momagers" today?
Brooke said that her mom's main focus was never herself, the moms today seem to have much more focus on themselves and their children.
A viewer sent in a question for Russell asking what was more nerve-racking, giving a guy a hand job in front of a camera crew or performing for Queen Elizabeth 2?
Russell says option number three, giving Queen Elizabeth 2 a hand job was the most nerve-racking. It was very nerve-racking because it's not easy to make the queen of Ejaculate.
(Poor innocent Elmo and Grover's ears)
(Watch that hysterical segment here)
Holly from Florida called to ask Russell if he ever had one of the subjects from one of his jokes confront him about his joke?
The royal family just texted Russell to complain, he's in a lot of hot water for that last joke. 😂
Game Time:
Andy has Russell plead the fifth
AC: Tell us one celebrity that we would be surprise that he has hooked up with.
RB: There is any that you would be surprised by.
AC: Looking back what was the best thing in the worst thing about being married to Katy Perry?
RB: The best thing is that she is really exciting and brilliant and good fun and the worst thing is that things like that don't last forever.
AC: Who do you consider to be the most dangerous political figure right now?
RB: It's not about political figures anymore. It's about us all being jointly responsible because he thinks it doesn't matter if your Democratic or Republican they'll work for the same corporation so it doesn't matter who you vote for. (Watch Russel Play Plead The Fifth Here)
Plug Alert:
Buy Brooke Shields new book, "There Was a Little Girl: The Real Story of My Mother and Me" don't forget to get Russell Brand's New children's book as well, "The Pied Piper of Hamelin".
Brooke revealed that she had an issue with Kathy Griffin revealing personal things about her family on Howard Stern show.
Russell says sometimes when you go on Howard Stern's show Howard seduces you in the same things you didn't mean to say.
Mazel of the Day: (Andy let Brooke give it) Goes to The guy called the fat Jewish on Instagram. He posted a "supposedly" actual piece of her diary to Brooke's mom.
Jackhole of the Day: (Andy let Russell give it) Goes to Brooke Shields for not pleading the fifth about Liam Neeson's dick size!
The hilarious Russell Brand and “Sesame Street” star Elmo get into a heated discussion, but eventually form a truce and move on from what Andy Cohen compares to a “Real Housewives” reunion.
AfterShow:
(You can watch the after show here)
Brooke revealed that she was in the movie Annie Hall, but she got cut. She played the sexy pilgrim.
Allison from Texas called to ask Brooke how many pairs of jeans does she still have left from her Calvin Klein ad days?
Brooke's mother kept everything. She kept two pairs, one pair she gave to the costume Institute and the other she has secretly kept. She was able to get into them a couple months ago but they were very high waisted.
Shelley from Missouri called to ask Russell if he's a fan of Taylor Swift song bad blood?
Russell doesn't know about Taylor Swift records. He just knows about her from when photos come up.
Amanda from New Jersey asked Brooke to share a studio 54 story that isn't in her book.
Brooke says she always left kind of early, The most embarrassing moment was when she met Jimmy Nickel, she had a crush on him at the time and it was sporting a bad hairdo.
Jenny from Texas asked Brooke if she would allow her daughters to pursue modeling?
Brooke said the only rule in their house is they have to finish college first, but she would support them if they wanted to. Brooke doesn't think that they would go into that field but they would just enjoy the perks.
(Watch the second segment of the AfterShow here)
Hillary Davis from New York called because she was wondering if Russell can explain what a night with Kate Moss is like.
Russell went from talking / joking about Kate Moss's imaginary night on the town to imagining life as Michelle Obama.
And with that Andy bids us a good night.
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