Andy Cohen welcomes Ty Burell and John Leguizamo to the Watch What Happens Live Clubhouse.
Alert the lesbians! It's national Pumpkin cheesecake Day!
Bartender: At tonight's redisgned Milk Bar Celebrating 40 years it's Hello Kitty!
Drinking Game Alert: FAMILY
1) Andy Gives us a round of VCR-u kidding me with John & TY.
2) Andy plays with TY a little game called What Would Phil Dunphy Do?
3) Andy wants to see if John Leguizamo will answer any question he is asked in order to avoid getting cheese whiz in his mouth. Andy plays John LEG-Whiz-AMO!
AC: Name one Hollywood director who is notorious for being a dick?
JL: Jon Avnet
AC: Who do you think is the most overrated standup comedian right now?
JL: John won't say it so Phil put some cheese whiz in his mouth. John can't swallow because he's organic only.
AC: Tell us one thing about Rosie Perez that annoys you?
JL: She won't let John touch her hair.
AC: If you had to describe Keanu Reeves in one word what would it be and why?
JL: Actioney (Is that a real word?) the cheese Wiz must have muffled his words.
AC: Name one movie you wish you hadn't done in your career?
JL: Super Mario Brothers. (That's so sad, it's one of my favorites. I'm a huge Nintendo freak. That's not why I named my son Mario it's a family name.)
Poor John had to spit out the cheese whiz in a Watch What Happens Live cards.
Ryan from Ohio asked TY what it was like dating when he used to live out of his van?
TY said it was a sweet Toyota van with curtains that he made by himself and there was nothing creepy about it.
Marty from Chicago called to ask John what his favorite memory of working with Patrick Swayze is?
It was the scene that they were supposed to fight together in. It was very realistic because they had an offspring beef. At the time John was ad-libbing like crazy and Patrick told him he needed to stop. John told him make me and that started a beef between them.
GIF Of The Night:
Sophia from the Jersey asked TY if you could give us any scoop about Finding Dory?
TY says Dory is lost. They are about halfway done with the movie. He plays a Beluga whale.
John says Katherine Heigl is a really nice girl she was on time she was friendly and tall.
Donna from Boston asked John if he's ever dated Rosie Perez and if he hasn't why not?
John has had a lot of fake sex on camera with Rosie but has never dated Rosie because they were always with somebody else.
TY's favorite Phil Dunphy quote is "Always look a person in the eye, if they're blind tell them you're looking them in the eye."😂
Michelle T. asked if TY realized he's a DILF?
TY can't spell and doesn't know what that means. Andy will explain it to him later.
Jess from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania asked TY about some bars he owned in Utah. Did he ever have to break up any bar brawls?
He never had to, he had bouncers to do that for him. That inspired TY to share a story about his days in Boston being a bouncer. Then Andy and him discussed when Andy used to work in Boston. They figured out they worked in the same area, lived in the same area all during the same time. It's a small, freaky little world we live in.
Andy shows John and TY photos of famous TV families with Maude's face posted over them.They must guess the Famous family underneath. TY wins 4 - 2! (You can watch the game here)
Plug Alert: For playing along TY & John win Mazel Flip T-Shirts available on ShopByBravo.com
TY reveals the biggest diva on the set of the Muppets movie was actually Kermit the frog!
Mazel of the Day: Goes to Sister Christina. It's a nun singing Madonnas like a virgin! Throw in a mobster and you basically have written Sister Act 3.
Jackhole of the Day: Goes to the guy who embarrassed his girlfriend by telling Pres. Obama not to touch her. Then Obama totally makes sure he hugs her.
Drinking Game: FAMILY was said 15 times! If you been drinking, no driving ever!
Watch TY on Modern Family & see John in the new movie Fugly & on Broadway.
Nick and Kelsey best friends from Ohio called in. Andy had to find out the nature of the callers relationship. He asked if the were boyfriend/girlfriend, no. College roomates, no. Gay guy & friend, no. They've just been BFF's since the 2nd grade. 😁 Awkard Andy. They didn't call in to discuss their sexual orientations they called to ask TY what his real housewives tagline would be through his character of Phil Dunphy?
"I don't just keep up with the Dunphy's, I am a Dunphy!"
Krissa from Mississippi asked John if he could share any crazy stories from movie sets?
John got into some crazy stupid shenanigans in Mexico with cast mates, but won't share them because he has children and is afraid they'll see this show one day.
Andy asked John about filming Moulin Rouge and what it was like?
John had an amazing time in Australia with Nicole Kidman. For the whole Nicole would buy champagne and caviar for the entire cast and crew after working a 16 hour day. It was crazy expensive. At the time Tom Cruise was paying for it so it was okay.
Alex from Chicago Illinois called to ask TY what Phil would do if his family was in danger of Ebola?
Phill would underestimated and write a play about it.
Andy shares a story from back in his days in Boston working at Faniel Hall at a pushcart selling Grateful Dead merchandise. A guy came up to him and offered to sell him 3 ounces a pot for $200. Andy went to the ATM level leaving the cart unattended and got him the cash. The guy went told Andy that he will come back when Andy got off of his shift with the pot. Andy waited at the bar that Phil used to work at and then realized he was the stupidest person on the planet when the guy never showed up.
Andy, TY & John perform a Clubhouse Playhouse skit for our viewing pleasure. To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar style. (You can watch this here)
Vanessa from New Mexico call to ask John what his character from To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar's real housewives tagline would be?
"I am a princess and too bad you ain't!"
Michelle from Minneapolis asked TY if he's been on any double dates with Sophia?
No because he has two young kids and he never leaves his house. He's very happy at home his kids or two and four years old.
And with that Andy bids us a good night.
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