Andy Cohen welcomes Deepak Chopra & Amy Sedaris to the Watch What Happens Live Clubhouse.
If Oprah was married to Deepak she would be Oprah Chopra.
Plug Alert:
Deepak Chopra wrote a new book called "The Future of God" go-ahead and get yourself a copy of his practical approach to spirituality for our times.
Check out Amy Sedaris on Adult Swim's The Heart, She Holler.
Go out & pick up a copy of the re-released "Andy Warhol Diaries" edited by tonight's bartender Pat Hackett.
Bartender: It's Pat Hackett, editor of the Andy Warhol Diaries.
Drinking Game Alert: DEEPAK
It's throwback Thursday and Andy shows some throwback Thursday pictures of Amy and Deepak.
Andy shows some of Amy's Instagram photos that she posted.
Instagram actually sent Amy a message because they were worried she might have a mental or eating disorder and they thought that you should seek help. They actually remove some of the photos she's posted. Instagram contacted Deepak for his advice. Deepak advised that they call the Karma police on her. (Watch out Amy the KP is after you)
(Photo below is Amy's brothers back)
Poll Question: There was no poll question because this episode was previously recorded.
Here's What:
1) Andy plays "Let's Pack with Deepak." (You can watch them play here)
2) Andy asks Amy to say what the perfect holiday gift would be for certain celebrities that he names.
AC: Martha Stuart
AS: A curling wand
AC: Charles Manson
AS: Something to exfoliate his face.
AC: Susan Boyle
AS: A chubby stick, it's a lipstick
AC: Howard Stern
AS: A hair straightener
AC: Bette Midler
AS: A Nefertiti necklace
AC: Bruce Jenner
AS: A make up kit
AC: Grumpy cat
AS: A sausage
3) Andy plays a round of OK'd by Chopra or Absolutely No-Pra!
Deepak is asked things that he's okay with things that he is not okay with during this game. He got a lot of boo's from the audience for his answers. (I personally swear that a laugh / boo track that was added in)
Plug Alert:
Deepak Chopra wrote a new book called "The Future of God" go-ahead and get yourself a copy of his practical approach to spirituality for our times.
Check out Amy Sedaris on Adult Swim's The Heart, She Holler.
Go out & pick up a copy of the re-released "Andy Warhol Diaries" edited by tonight's bartender Pat Hackett.
Deepak's best advice for weight loss is to ask yourself what are you really hungry for.
GIF of the Night: There was no GIF on this show. 😢
Andy reminds us we are just three days away from Kim and NeNe Live on #WWHL!
Deepak has never watched housewives episode ever. Deepak does not watch TV.
Deepak never gets upset. Deepak never has a bad experience. Nothing in his life ever goes wrong. Deepak's only wish every morning is that his day will be a lot more uncertain then planned.
Christie from New Jersey called to ask Amy if it was true that she egged a coworker's card when she was 16?
Amy says yes. It was the head cashier at Winn-Dixie. Amy did it because she was always of her ass. Amy would always get in trouble with her and she just plain and simply didn't like her.
Saadia from Virginia called to ask Deepak what celebrity would we be surprised to learn that is actually a spiritual person?
Deepak says it would be Michael Jackson. He worked with him closely for over 20 years. They would meditate together and he told him a couple of dance moves. Michael Jackson actually left a phone message for Deepak 24 hours before he passed away. Michael was not expecting to pass away. Michael wanted to share with Deepak a piece of music that was about the environment. Deepak didn't get the message until after Michael had passed away.
Game Time!
Andy Plays with Deepak and Amy a game called "Deepak & Amy Please Explain-Y" (Spoiler Alert, they don't exactly see eye to eye on the answers.)
Plug Alert: For playing along Deepak won some homewears from Amy's new line that she designed & Amy won a Mazel Blanket available on ShopByBravo.com
Wacha joins the fun in the clubhouse.
Shelley from Missouri asked Amy if there's anything that Andy wrote about in his book that she was upset by?
Amy says absolutely not a thing.
Mazel of the Day: (Given by Deepak) Goes to Andy Cohen! Deepak inscribed on the book he gave to Andy the Mazel, "You are a God in Drag." Deepak declares "It's a revelation!"
Jackhole of the Day: (Given by Amy) Goes to last-minute shoppers.
Drinking Game: DEEPAK was said 21 times. Remember kiddos if you been drinking no driving!
AfterShow:
(You can watch the AfterShow here)
Andy asks Pat Hackett which celebrity got the maddest after the Andy Warhol Diaries came out?
Pat says that would be Bianka Jager. She waited until it was published in England to sue there because at that time if you hurt a woman's feelings it was considered liable. Pat believe she did win that case because her feelings actually were hurt. (I wonder if Andy's worried he's going to get sued eventually)
Selena from California called to ask Deepak & Amy what homemade craft could they collaborate on together that would ensure her inner peace?
Deepak says Amy could make jokes and he will remain quiet. Amy says that settles it Selena's getting a homemade toilet paper Bong.
Matt from Baltimore called to ask Amy what she looks for in the male suitor?
Anyone who can change a lightbulb or who understands the computer is all she needs in a man.
Alyssa from Long Island called to ask Amy if she really cooks in her underwear and what's the craziest ingredient she's ever used while cooking?
Amy wants to know what makes Alyssa think that she cooks in her underwear?
Amy does not walk around naked or cook in her underpants. Amy thinks cooking with coconut oil is a little crazy. That and suntan oil.
Andy plays a quick game of never have I ever with Amy and Deepak. Andy will say never have I ever something and then Amy and Deepak will raise their hand if they actually did do it.
AC: Never have I ever had an imaginary relationship.
DC:🙋
AS:🙋
AC: Never have I ever been in handcuffs.
DC: 🙋 Deepak everyone at one point has been in handcuffs it's called hypnosis of social conditioning.
AS: (She actually never has)
AC: Never have I ever officiated the wedding.
DC: 🙋 Deepak officiated Alicia Keys wedding.
AS: (never)
AC: Never have I ever had a beef on Twitter.
DC: 🙋 He has actually had a beef on Twitter but in a good fashion. Is there any good beef on Twitter? (Apparently Deepak has never gotten into a beef with a bravo fan)
AS: (Never, Amy's not on Twitter.)
AC: Never have I ever almost died
DC:
AS: 🙋 Amy jokingly said she died tonight. (Poor Amy knew this episode was a huge snooze fest due to Deepak. Andy and Amy left hysterically over that little joke that seemed to go over Deepak's head.)
AC: Never have I ever cross dressed.
DC: 🙋 Deepak actually has crossed dressed before yeah I was Marie in Sydney at a carnival he dressed as Marie Antoinnette.
AS: (nope never)
AC: Never have I ever met Oprah.
DC: 🙋
AS: 🙋
AC: Never have I ever kissed someone and regretted it
DC: 🙋, but it didn't frustrate him.
AS: (never)
AC: Never have I ever hooked up with the teacher.
DC: never
AS: never
AC: Never have I ever been part of a menage a trois.
DC: never
AS: never, but she knows Andy has.
AC: Never have I ever had a crush on a friends parents.
DC: never
AS: never, yet again though Andy has.
And with that Andy bids us a good night.
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