Andy Welcomes back Melissa & Joe Gorga to the Watch What Happens Live Clubhouse.
Andy loves Melissa's new hair.
Bartenders: Bravolebrity Glam Squad, Julius Michael and George Costa!
Andy asks Julius and George who takes the longest out of all the houswives to get ready. They both agree on Melissa. The quickest housewife to get ready is none other than Vicky.
Drinking Game Alert: Amber
Andy shows off Melissa's bikini Body.
The New York Post did a ranking of househusbands and believe it or not Joe ranked number one! #Mazel Joe!
1) Andy plays a mini #RHONJ opera Palline Pazze Dramma Voice clip which means crazy balls rumor drama.
This leads to tonight's Poll Question:
Would you want to know what people are saying behind your back? Yes or No
2) Andy shows as a sneak peek of next weeks #RHONJ. The drama is well on its way. Some major secret is going to be revealed next week on Real Housewives of New Jersey.
3) The Shady She-Gull is back and has a couple questions for Melissa and Joe.
What's the weirdest place you ever done it?
Melissa says while their house was under construction and the walls weren't even up yet they christened the house.
Which housewife would you like the She-Gull to poop on?
Melissa wants to choose a house husband instead because Jimmy needs a good poop. Melissa says Jimmy has been mean on Twitter, he deserves it. Joe throw some extra shade and questions around. Like whether Jim has a job or not. Perhaps Twitter is his new job? (Can you get paid for that?Cause I have some free time, that I'd love to make money with😂)
Melissa would you rather get stuck in the elevator with Jim or Kim G?
Melissa says Jim.
What was your signature move when you were a stripper Joe? The Shady She-Gull asked for a demonstration?
Kathleen from New York asked Joe why men say they are babysitting their children? It's not babysitting if it's your children. Melissa's job is the household, Joe goes to work all day. Melissa said that Joe washed the truck with the kids today. He spent the whole day with them and he made them pancakes. Melissa thinks it's only babysitting if she's not there.
A caller from New York asked Melissa if she believes the rumors that Reno actually slept with Santa? Melissa does not believe those rumors for one second. Santa is the sweetest nicest lady and the family has such a tight bond. They love each other and there's no tension. It's a disgusting ridiculous rumor.
Andy has been getting a lot of tweets about Melissa's nose and if she's had a nose job?
No. It's contouring make up. Andy thinks that the bridge of her nose seems smaller. George confirms it's the make up. You highlight the center and dark in the sides.
GIF of the Night: Goes to Melissa Gorga!
One of Melissa's glam squad members George also One of the bartenders tonight gives us his housewife tag line. "I must be royalty, because honey I am the queen."
Nancy from Connecticut calls in to ask how did Joe and Teresa are doing? Melissa and Joe both say that they are doing well. Andy asks about Joe and Teresa's parents and how they are doing. Joe says that their parents are doing fine. Teresa and Joe sentencing is scheduled for October 2nd. Everybody's on pins and needles wondering what will happen to them.
There is a rumor going around that Teresa is pregnant. It's not true but how exciting would it be if Teresa was pregnant with a boy?
Melissa gets a Twitter question about what happened to Melissa's singing career and if there's building a studio in their new house.
They don't have a studio in the new plans for their house being built. Joey says Melissa can have whatever she wants. This year Melissa's worked very hard on her jewelry line. She likes working on her Music when she wants to and putting out what she wants to be seen & heard.
A question for Joe comes in about why he has to build the house so big?
Joe builds houses for a living it's what he does. Joe grew up in a very tiny home and his mother could hear him whenever he brought a girl home. He wants to be in a big house and hear nothing.
Alexa from Buffalo asks if you got to be any another housewife or househusband who would you pick and why?
Melissa would Love to be Kyle Richards for a day and Joe would like to be Mauricio. They've met each other and got along very well. They have a lot in common.
Melissa and Joey play Hurricane Amber.
Andy asks Melissa and Joe trivia questions about the state of Florida. If they fail to get six right in 60 seconds hurricane Amber will destroy all of Florida. Joe keeps giving the wrong answers and Melissa tries to get Joe to stop answering wrong. Amber destroys Florida because they ran out of time Melissa laughs that off & says Bye Felicia!
Plug Alert: For playing Melissa wins a Real housewives hanky-panky classic black lace camisole available on ShopByBravo.com for only $52. Joe wins a Mazel Flip T-shirt also available on ShopByBravo.com for only $27.95.
Leslie Goldstein calls in to ask Joe to demonstrate how he twerks. Joe doesn't get it right so Melissa shows us how to properly do it. Suddenly it's 2012 again in the watch what happens live clubhouse. 😂
A question comes in asking if Joe really left Gino at the wrong school. It was Joey not Gino and Joe did not drop them off at the wrong school he was driving around in circles looking for his school. Melissa was on a bravo shoot and Jill had to drop him off at school but didn't know where it was.
Mazel of the Day: Goes to Eric the actor was calling into Howard Stern show for the last 12 years. Sadly he has passed away. Eric will be greatly missed.
Jackhole of the Day: Goes to Patriots owner Robert Kraft for being the latest victim of a one sided high-five with Mark Wahlberg.
Watch real housewives of New Jersey every Sunday night.
Wacha is causing havoc with his new toy on the set.
Krista from Michigan called in with sweet praises for all and to ask Joe and Melissa how often they have sex. Joe says every night or at least every other night. Melissa says that's not true like four times a week. Joe says certain weeks it's 4 and certain weeks it's 6 it depends.
Andy's been getting a lot of tweets that he seems annoyed on Tonight Show. Last time Melissa was on the show she got over 100 tweets saying that Andy was mean to her. Someone tweeted Andy during the commercial brain that it's so obvious he's in a horrible mood. (People they really do pay attention to your tweets) Even Deirdre in the control room thought Andy seemed a little bit annoyed tonight. Andy loves people from Jersey he doesn't know why people are thinking this.
A caller from New Jersey asked about the twins on the show which one do they love and which one causes the most drama on the show?
With the twins it's hard to pick which one you like over the other, because they're kind a like one. They're both very similar in the way they speak and the way they act. Teresa is the one that you don't want to cross Nicole wants to be nice and tries to make things nice.
Francis calling from Pennsylvania asked with Melissa and Joe ever think about having another baby again and would they ever renew their vows?
Joe says they renew their vows every night. They just had their 10 year anniversary, Melissa thinks it would be nice to renew their vows. Melissa says no more children they always said three, of course Joe says he wants five kids.
Paul from Kenosha asked if they're coming out with the book anytime soon? Melissa has a book out right now called love Italian style. She doesn't have any plans for another book to come out right now. Joe has a book coming out it's called 50 shades of Gorga! 😂
This sparks an interesting conversation between Andy, Joe and Melissa trying to figure out how Joe releases his poison if Melissa's puss has a cramp.
Melissa and Joe really are in love with each other and it's not all just about sex according to Melissa. Joe treats her like a queen. Joe thinks he is helping everyone in the world by discussing their lavish sex life on TV to encourage people to have more sex because when people are having sex they're happy.
A caller from Alabama asks if Joe and Melissa get to see Caroline and her family at all and do they miss them?
Yes they get to see her and Melissa loves Caroline. She sees Jacqueline to. She was just at Lauren's engagement party. She doesn't see them every day but she does have a lot of love for them. Andy is intrigued by Melissa's new hair. It's her natural length. Andy likes the dark he feels like it's meant to be dark.
Joe explains how he met Melissa at a pool in Cancun on spring break. He saw her walking in a leopard bikini with the dark hair while he was in the pool and told his friend that's going to be my wife. He never spoke to her that day but he went on a "hunt" for her and found her in New Jersey.
Andy thanks Melissa and Joe for a fun night as well as Julius and George. Then he bids us all a good night.
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