Andy welcomes Spice Girl and now Americas Got Talent judge (Scary Spice), Melanie Brown! Zack Morris is all grown up and drinking in the clubhouse it's Mark-Paul Gosselaar
Bartender: it's #KnifeFight’s Star Ilan Hall!
Marcel and IIan are friends! Hidden #TopChefDuels plug alert.
Drinking Word of the night: Spice!
Andy presents his love of Americas Got Talent to Mel B with a special video parody called Americas Goat Talent. (Classic WWHL fun)
Poll Question: Who's your favorite Spice Girl?
Mel B is scared by this poll question. She doesn't want to be on the bottom. Andy says so what if you are? Mark-Paul Gosselaar zings in with a Ask Andy? Instant High five to MPG from Andy. "Were making bottom jokes already!" 😂 Mel B bets Andy is a power bottom! Andy is cracking up and slips in the lively conversation he's not a power bottom.
Andy is getting all verklempt over this topic and starts to fan himself off with his note cards.
(All this fun took place in the first 4 minutes of the show. If you didn't wach it go to bravotv.com and watch it now. This is one you don't want to miss.)
1) VCR-U kidding me. 1993 clip of Mel B auditioning for the Spice Girls.
MPG in his first role in highway to heaven. 1988 Mark playing a heartthrob in Punky Brewster.
2) Let's play Does Mel think they're swell?
Britney Spears, Five, Cisco, Back street Boys, Uptown & TLC
She thinks they're all swell
3) Clubhouse PlayHouse Saved by the bell edition! This was most definitely an Andy Award worthy moment.
Mark & the censors let a four letter word slip out. (We keep it clean in TheWWHLDiaries people, but I'll give you a hint what word it was~💩)
Zack (I mean Mark-Paul) says he didn't get rich by being on Saved By The Bell
Jeremy from California called in to ask Mel B a question. He asked which Spice Girl is she the closest to. It's Mel C, because they live close to each other.
The rumor is that Mel B and Victoria aren't close, Mel says they fight at times but they remain very close.
Plug Alert: Get your very own WWHL ShotSki available on ShopByBravo.com
GIF of the night: Goes to Richard Blais from #TopChefDuels
Get Ready people Mark-Paul Gosselaar is about to play Plead The Fifth!
1) Which child or teen actor from the 90's behaved the worst? Mark gives himself that title.
2) Would Mark prefer to watch Dustin Diamonds Sex Tape or work with him again? Mark-Paul Gosselaar would love to watch that sex tape. If anyone has a copy send it his way! Mark sorta suggests he's seen Dustin's "package" before just not the sex tape.
3) Mark reportedly dated all three of his co-stars on Saved by the bell. Who played hardest to get? Mark says (jokingly) they were all easy. They were 16!
Caller Tracy from Michigan asks Mark-Paul Gosselaar what he thinks about the unauthorized Saved by the Bell film coming out soon. He can't wait to see it. It will be on Lifetime. It's based on Dustin Diamonds book. Mark has yet to read that book as well. If anybody has that book please send it to Mark along with Dustin's Sex Tape!
Mel B would like to continue the conversation Andy and her were having during the commercial break about how Andy is not a Power Bottom, but a Power Top. (Mel B is now my favorite Spice Girl. I instantly texted my vote to WWHL)
Mel B says her Gay Glam team likes to flip between being a top and a bottom, but Andy is purely a Top and that's it! (OMG Mel B, ILYSM!)
Mel B gets a call from Whitney in Texas. She wanted to know when the last time Mel watched the best movie in the 90's Spice World? She watched it a month ago with her children. Her 2 year old and 15 year old didn't like it so much, but her 7 year old Loved it!
Mel shares a story about Victoria that I didn't quite understand (thank you censors) Mel B and the censors let that four letter word slip out again. Oh 💩!
Shaved By The Bell.
Score: Mel B 0, Mark-Paul Gosselaar 5
Mark was definitely in it to win it!
Andy asked if Mark ever dated Shannen Doherty. Mark said no, she was to old for him. He never laid a finger on her. Mel B asked if people still do that these days? Mark replied, "What finger, sure. I still do that to my wife." Mel B asks "Do you finger bang your wife?" Mark "No, not that." (Now in curious what did he mean buy he still does it to his wife?)
Andy asks who Mark has dated from 90210, Mark said nobody really. (ok who's the really?)
For playing along Mel B gets Mazel Boy shorts and MPG gets Mazel boxer shorts. (Mark requested a Mazel T shirt Andy will be getting him one. All are available on ShopByBravo.com
(You can hear Andy say as they are going to commercial break that this is a good show tonight. Andy I couldn't possibly agree more with you.)
Wacha joins the fun in the clubhouse. 🐶🐾💜
Twitter Question: Can Mel B please confirm if her feud with Ginger is why Geri Halliwell left the Spice girls in the 90's?
Mel thinks there was something wrong with Gingers head. She couldn't take the pressure. She left the group on Mel's birthday. (What a Bit*h)
Mazel of the day: Goes to Cristiano Ronaldo for starring in a ridiculous facial fitness tool.
JackHole: Goes to a bear walking upright like a human.
Poll question results: Mel B wins with 42% of the votes!
Drinking Word of the night: They said Spice 19 times!
Never drink and drive!
Shamera from NYC who happens to be starring in national Lampoons Bayside the musical, (She plays Lisa Turtle) Screech, (Dustin Diamond) has just signed in to do 5 shows a week. Her question is for MPG, would He ever come and do the show reprising his role as Zach? At first Mark seems reluctant to participate, then says "yea, sure why not." (He's such a good sport)
Alex from Chicago calls in to compliment Andy. Mel B asks if Alex is a bottom? Cause if so it's not going to work out with Alex and Andy. 😂 Anyway Alex asks Mel B if she could add a member to the Spice Girls would she pick Heidi or Sheryl Fernandez? Heidi isn't a that much of a good singer so Mel B goes with Sheryl.
Annette from Pennsylvania asks Mark-Paul how did it affect his career being in a gay porn flick? After Andy got to the bottom of MPG's gay porn career. Mark was in a acting role where he played a gay porn star on a Law and Order episode. Mark says it did hurt.😂
Mel B had to ask Mark if he was a bottom, Mark replied "of course!"
Andy revealed he was a huge NYPD Fan.
Time for Mel B to Plead the Fifth!
Plug Alert: this Plead the fifth is presented by Coors Light
1) Which Spice girl hooked up with the most fans? Mel Plead the Fifth on that one.
2) If Mel had to choose one, which Spice Girl vocally is the least talented? She tries to plead the fifth then decides to answer the first question. She said she had "hooked up" with the most fans. (Cheater, Cheater pumpkin Spice eater) 😂
3) Name one celebrity that was a huge dick to you during your spice girl days. Mel Gives it to Puff Daddy. They actually had a fight together. He yelled at her to get off the stage during an awards show. It got into a f-u kinda thing. Don't worry, they are cool now.
A caller called in to apparently do some heavy breathing on the phone. (Apparently Mel B got this caller all worked up talking about power bottoms!)
Britney from Dallas Texas called in to ask Mark how was it working with Leah Remedy on Saved by the Bell? Mark said she's great and remains great and they see each other once in awhile still. Andy throws his foot in his mouth and adds "plus she's out of that cult now." (Oh Andy. John Travolta is never going to do the show now.)😂
Plug Alert: Everybody watch Americas got Talent. Catch Mark-Paul on Franklin and Bash on TMT. Watch #KnifeFight’s Star Ilan Hall
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And with that we fade to black.
Tune in Tomorrow night when Andy has Rebecca Romaine and Daniel Radcliffe in the Clubhouse. I predict Rebecca is going to do something LEG-endary.