Andy Welcomes Melissa & Joe Gorga.
Bartender: Author of Fried and True, Lee Brian Schrager
Andy stars off showing a vintage photo of Teresa and Joe. Then Shows viewers Joe's High School Basketball photo.
Andy is so obsessed with this pic it becomes the Drinking word/ Pic if the night. Every time that pic flashes on the screen take a sip of your cocktail.
Andy must take a moment to discuss the ladies of #RHONJ First Responder outfits.
Andy asks Joe, besides Melissa, who looked the hottest. Joe gave it up to the Twins. (Do you agree?)
Joe said if he put on a wig, Teresa and him would look like twins. WWHL of course had a pic ready to prove that statement true?
Poll Question: Whose side are you on? Amber or the twins?
1) Let's review #RHONJ's First Responder fight.
Melissa gets 20 seconds on the clock to tell viewers who is at fault.
Melissa feels like Amber came in very strong, but Nicole did pull the first hair. They both equally were at fault, but nobody should put their hands on anybody. With 3 seconds remaining, there you have it.
2) Andy presents to us Dina Manzo How to lose a guy in 10 minutes clip. Of course starting with her outfit. Andy reveled Dina and the firefighter do go out on a date in next weeks episode of #RHONJ. (Tune in for that, I will be)
3) Andy give us a sneak peek of next weeks #RHONJ episode, let's just say Jim, Ambers husband is coming for Joe Gorga via his lawyer skills, not his hands. Melissa can't control her laughter over this sneak peek with Jim and yells (jokingly) to Andy "Where do you find these people!"
Apparently Jim says Melissa, Nicole and Dina forgot their brains next week, they are women and know nothing. (Things are not heading in a good direction for Amber and Jim thus far.)
Caller Bridget from NY asks Joe if he thinks Jim can back up calling Joe a Dumb Ass? Joe says Absolutely not. Andy plays the role of Dr. V and suggests that if you call a Gorga dumb it flips a switch. Joe denies that and responds with the way to flip the Gorga switch is to be disrespectful to a Gorga. (Message received Joe)
The new house is still being built. They are still living in the rental.
Melissa is not coming out with any music this season.
Melissa has no regrets about telling the twins what Amber said. Melissa had to do what she felt was right and tell Nicole what Amber said behind her back.
Gif of the night: Melissa's Put it together girl comment.
Kenya Moore texted in to ask why did Melissa laugh so hard when she fell in Vegas?
Melissa was laughing because of her amazing recovery. The recovery was perfection.
Caller Lea from NYC called in to ask Melissa what she thought about Amber saying that she married for money and not for love. Melissa there is no truth to that statement. Melissa said Amber did apologize in her bravo blog for making that statement.
Jake from Dallas Texas called in his question for Melissa and Joe. He asked, if they have talked to Joe and Teresa lately and how were they doing? They do talk to her and they are doing good, Teresa is strong.
Melissa said Amber knows how to stir the pot. Amber and Jim are about Amber and Jim. Melissa welcomed Amber, but didn't like how Amber came after her as soon as the show started.
Dwayne from Florida called to ask Joe what specifically what were Joe's financial problems? Joe just tells his wife he has financial problems, he really doesn't have any.
Andy asks Joe if he really sank $1 million into that garbage truck. Joe says you'll see.
Andy is obsessed with the Gorgas going green.
If Melissa doesn't know, take it off Joe!
Melissa must tell Andy what some first responder terms mean, if she gets it wrong Joe must take off an article of clothing.
EMT - She got it!
Contusion - Joe didn't even let her respond, he just took off his watch.
CPR - Joe's bracelet is taken off.
Myocardial Infarction - Joe takes his jacket off. (It's a heart attack)
Anaphylaxis - And with that Joe starts to remove his Shirt. (thank you Jesus)
RN - Melissa got it right! Joe's still trying to remove a shirt.
Laceration - Andy gave it to her, it's a deep cut. It's taking a while for Joe to get that shirt off.
Hazmat - Joe finally removes the last button of his shirt and does a sexy little dance for us all.
Andy demands Joe remove the entire shirt, not just leave it unbuttoned. (Thank you Andy)
Melissa gets a Mazel Hanky Panky Classic Lace Camisole and Joe gets a Mazel Flip Shirt for playing the game. Both Available thru Shop by Bravo on Bravotv.com
Plug Alert: Buy the Bartenders book Fried and True, by Lee Brian Schrager
Joe is now wearing his Mazel Flip shirt. His muscles are bulging out of that shirt.
Joe was happy Rino had his back, he loves him. Melissa gets along well with the twins.
Mazel of the day: Goes to Ryan Gosling foe an ex lover reporting to Star magazine that Ryan gets emo and crystal after sex. (reliable source)
Jackhole: Bruce Jenner for his latest hair Dwrong a mullet. (I'll spare readers the pic.)
Poll Question Results:
The Twins 76%
Andy Thanks Melissa, Joe and Lee.
Drinking Game: Joe's pic was shown 8 times by my count.
No Drinking and driving Ever!
Plug Alert: Behind the Bar is the author of Fried and True, Lee Brian Schrager
(Fun fact, the Foreword was written by Whoopi Goldberg and Lee was on Top Chef once)
Melissa got to see Lady Gaga with Kyle Richards #RHOBH
Melissa said Lady Gaga has Bravo on 24/7 ( just another reason to Love Lady Gaga.)
Melissa also reveled she just finished filming an episode of #RHOA with Nene Leaks!
Caller Lea from Road Island asked Melissa to clear up the Facebook confusion over Amber's cancer.
Melissa hasn't seen or talked to Amber since Melissa's wedding. They lived an hour away from each other. Melissa said she had no idea about Amber's cancer battle, she would never lie about something like that. She doesn't believe the Facebook message was a true thing. She's not physic and chops it up to it being a misunderstanding.
Joe flaunts his watch per Andy's request.
Caller Pat from NYC calls in to try and stir the pot asking Melissa and Joe who their favorite twin is. Joe and Melissa politely deflect that question and Andy turns it around to ask Joe if he's ever been with twins. Joe's response "Come on, your talking to me." I guess that's a yes? Melissa revealed she's never been with twins. 😂 She's mother Teresa, not mother TeresaA.
Caller Mark form Long Island calls in to ask Melissa if she. Ever runs into one of the Kim's. She Never runs into Kim G, but believe it or not Kim D made amends with Melissa. She apologized and she's been back to her store. (I checked Kim D's because I know she was posting about that, I was right) Andy requests Kim D to come and be a bartender soon. Melissa is still in touch with Caroline and went to Lauren's engagement party.
Caller Edna asks Melissa and Joe how they maintain having a spicy marriage after 3 kids. Joe says it's all him, Melissa says they get that question a lot and that's why she wrote that book. (Love Italian Style) It's not great for everyone, but it works for them. Melissa missed making the Best sellers list by only 200 copies.
Caller Anthony from California asks Melissa if she still talks to Caroline or Jacqueline. She says yes and that she loves them.
Andy is in love with Melissa's Christian Dior shoes. Andy says to Joe, yea financial problems my ass with that watch and those shoes. 😂 You got to love Andy!
Plug Alert: Check out #RHONJ It's just getting started people!
And with that we fade to black.
I enjoyed #WWHL being on at 9pm. What did you think? Was the time change good? I got to go to bed before 11pm, that was a major plus for me. I also enjoyed getting the instant fix after #RHONJ. My only disappointment was that I need to watch the show before I can formulate my questions for the guest that night. I'm not psyche.
Come back tomorrow for the Recap of Shannon Beador's and Elisabeth Moss on #WWHL.
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